i had a dream last night that i got meningitus and had to have my hands amputated
then I actually had to use a head dobber to type on here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ and nobody noticed any difference.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

well quite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What have meningitis and amputation got to do with each other/

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

they often have to amputate after meningitis
there are horror stories in magazines like "woman" and "bella" about people going to bed with a headache and waking up a few days later to find themselves in hospital without various limbs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Bella woke up without her limbs?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

And that's why she has to roll everywhere

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Hey Amberl, there is now no choice to make in the summer except come to Download,
so you should totally borrow money off your parents and come to Download.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Would if I could naturally
I'm crossing my fingers that something turns up. *Goes and buys lottery ticket*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

watch out.
Darth texts her regularly. He'll no doubt pass on this comedic titbit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I'm smashing the kyriachy
by suggesting alternative options for the differently abled to reintegrate and adapt to society's lack of specialised transport. She'll love me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

You cut their limbs off to stop them eating "all the pies"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)