like I said, I'm giving up commenting on this sort of daftness.
you are certain he's not an imposter? cos he's certainly a cretin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i wonder what you'd think of the eyelash implants that i had at the weekend
if we're talking about daftness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

depends.
on how likely it is to adversely affect your health.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i think the main risks are infection from the salon, like conjunctivitis
and allergies to the glue. both of which seem to be ok.

but if i told you what it cost or that it took 3 hours to achieve, i think you'd find it pretty daft. looks damn good though. i look like bambi*!

(*awaits dead mother joke from al)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I still remember where I was.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

in the cinema, weeping into your popcorn?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

+ from your cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah, I had made a hole in the bottom of the box and put it on my lap so the girl next to me would stroke my cock when I offered her some.
Shame I was at the cinema with my mum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)

unlike me and AA?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

*puts left index finger on nose*
*points at swipe with right index finger*

Are you going to get angry with me about this? I mean, I don't mind, but it would seem a bit unfair since you brought it up in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

depends if you poke me in the eye with that finger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Strikethrough finger end strikethrough cock
HILARITYLOLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

KAPLOWIE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)

that makes me feel a little sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)

they're not really implanted!
they're just false ones. they glue them to your own lashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

*shudder*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

it's quite relaxing really
well, the second eye was. the first one she stuck the sticker too tightly onto my lower lid and pulled it, so it kept winking open and getting glue in it. OW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I'm going to get my haircut at the place with the hiarwashing girl with big breasts
i find that terribly relxaing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

AGHHHHH GLUE IN YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS GNNAHHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF NO WAY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
he was leaning on the wall outside a doctor's office, and his shirt was quite white.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

"hi everybody"
"hi dr nick"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

This is why letting GPs take charge of multimillion pound budgets is a fucking stupid idea.
Especially if they can't even do the job they are actually trained for correctly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

well quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)