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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will be going home, running 5 miles, making pork chops and veg and then filling in a large hole in the wall so I have soemthing to fix the broken skirting board to.
I may also have time to fix the two top stairs.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I might just watch Homeland from last night...

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I've been told it's a very good program.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it is

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I've been told it's a very good programme.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it isme

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Does Monty make you nervous?
You seemed to be able to type that fine in reply to Al.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Nah, me and old 'bent spastic' here are best pals.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Haha
I am picturing you holding Nakers in a "friendly" headlock while saying this.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
'What, headmaster? We were only messing about WEREN'T WE NAKERS?'
*subtly tightens headlock*
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Accchhh
Yes sir, muck-accgghhhing about
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
*gives Nakers a 'this will keep' look, then goes into history class*

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
*shits self*

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
*Laughs at Nakers waiting for Matron, covered in poo*

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I was taking the piss out of his spelling of program
but now I'm questioning whether it can be spelt two ways...
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It can: UK and US spelling.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Well French and US
if we are going to be pedantic, and I think we know that we are
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Fucking right we are.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
In English "program" is specifically for computing

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
tv told me that it was a good programme so i'm inclined to disagree

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I expect it's shit
and was merely picking Al up on his rubbish US spelling.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
i saw a few minutes last night, it looked alright actually but i'm not looking to commit to anything log term

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
The only television programmes I've recently enjoyed
have been Paxman's Empire series, How God Made the English and She Wolves.

Everything else I have watched has been utter tosh.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
i haven't even watched any telly
I keep watching bad films late at night, like jennifer's body and sorority row

these are bad films

EDIT oh and one with some maneating plants
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
They don't sound encouraging by their names.
Both could be piss-poor 80s soft porn titles.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
one was a remake of an 80s horror so you're right
the guy was killing people with a bladed tyre iron, ridiculous
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Sorority Row is a terrible "slasher" style film with a shower scene including some tits.
Jennifers Body is a terrible film staring Megan Fox as a possessed school girl who eats her classmates. It probably includes some tits somewhere.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i'm so tired :(

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You should drink more coffee.
Or develop an amphetamine addiction.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
i swing between 4-5 cups a day as it is
i don't know anyone with any ampethetmines
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Stop staying up late to try and catch a glimpse of your mum "douching" in the shower before bed so you can helpless thrash at your impotant penis before weeping in the corridor praying daddy doesn't visit you

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I DON'T I;VE BEEN OUT
GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I'M BEING NICE
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I've been told we could get great tickets for squeeze at the Phil together.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
But for differently-spelled bands.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
i heard the squeeze on the radio once, they sound like they're from london

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Essex I think.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
how does their song go?
is it about a transexual, because kev here is always going on about how it reminds him of tricky who is a bit pre-op
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Cool for cats is the one I know.
Do you mean Lola by The Kinks?
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
nope, i dunno
kev loves all that old shit
(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'll see Squeeze, you watch Skweese

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Let's call the whole thing off.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

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