I'm watching Noel fielding interview Damien Hirst
It might be the wankiest thing I've ever seen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is that on BentSpastic.tv

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Also know as channel 4
Evenin Jeff, should I have another beer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Hell ya! Apey.
Another beer is, without any doubt, exactly what you should do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Whoop!!!!
Why did I never visit the apple in my 4 years in grizzled Jeff?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

What about me?
I should have gone to bed ages ago, yet another beer sounds temptingly delicious...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I now haz MOAr Beeeer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Only benders have bedtimes.
No-one tells *me* when to go to bed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Go to bed!
:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

*pouts*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

*gazzes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Go to bed, spotty.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I thought that said Sporty.
Either way, you're wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

It was a quotation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Was it from 'film'?
Only I'm not into 'film'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Nor me
No, this was from 'telly'. Specifically The Young Ones
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

The young ones is/was bloody awful
Also rik Mayell is a cunt and Bottom was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)

The Young Ones was good at the time
But it hasn't aged well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Maybe I'm not old enough
But I just hate rik mayell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

When I was about eight I thought it was possibly the funniest thing ever
It got less funny the older I got.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It was good at the time
But Rick Mayall has tried to be Vivien ever since, with progressively less success.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

What's with your sig?
Did no one sign up?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

Apart from 'clever' people who signed up without intending to be there
no. Just me and Cavy, basically.

*sobs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Well, you put it in the calendar without checking!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

I did check!
Everyone just went 'yeah, okay, whatever date is fine'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Well, I've got friends getting married around then.
I gazzed you back by the way!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)

I saw it.
I gazzed you back back!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)

And I replied.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Soz for you darlin'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

It was never gonna rival JeffSTOCK ii.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

This I can understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)

There ain't no party like a JeffSTOCK party*.
*Well, there is, and it'll be better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a beer.
I also wouldn't mind one last bifta before bedtime but I can't be bothered to go outside.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a bifta, but I'm a responsible father so only drink beer instead...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

^ This

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)

There are no bifters in here.
*does complicated hand movement thingy*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I haven't got stoned in I dunno, three years.
I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would. Mummy goes away for three days tomorrow and I still have loads left, I sense not much leaving the house and season upon season of Curb Your Enthusiasm getting watched.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Edit: night OT. Just like in real life I always seem to come last and miss all the fun.
(MenaceCoat, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

There's a fine line between fun and desperation
Rory Lyon will tell you what it is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

G'night Freefair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Is that Freefair?
I shouldn't have been so polite then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)

He's alright.....
For a massive bender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

He voiced an opinion and then edited it out.
Isn't that part of Freefair's MO?
MenaceCoat certainly smells of sock puppet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)

It is Freefair.
Thus the massive bender comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Good old Freefair.
It's school holidays so he's allowed to stay up late.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Exactly TD.
How are you me old duck?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)

44 on November 9th.
Why?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Have you go an echo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

No - K has got an Echo
Or at least she had. Didn't want to ask.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Business going well at the mo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Am I in the black chair?
What line of questioning is this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

You'll be asked questions UNTIL I UNDERSTAND.
Got me?

legacy of working as a BA, my job is to gather requirements, this means I ask a shit load of questions, constantly
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I have slack in my trousers

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Liar!
I can tell you've got a semi from here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

You'll never understand

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

I WANT THE TRUTH!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You want the truth? I'll tell you you the thruth!
"There are 205 members of the Communist Party in the state department right now."

Joe McCarthy - Wheeling, WVa, 1955.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

Well, it's a nice business.
Would be a shame to see anything..... 'happen' ..... to it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)