( broadsword, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

( o ) ( o )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Cheat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I did flash them
it was just over your head and you didn't see them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Don't they hang down low enough for him to see though?

*Runs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah.

: (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)

On the plus side
You always have a pencil when you need one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Pencil?
I can carry a branch of Staples under there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I can just about get one of those Argos blue pens under mine.
sigh.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Don't worry
You'll be able to carry more when you're b3th's age.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I tried the pencil test when I was a teenager.
I managed a pencil case.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Yeah great
I'll have a pair of fried eggs.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1579973
( broadsword, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Surely you of all people should know that I'm talking about BREASTS?

(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

If it helps, I can over-look your deep genetic flaw and failings as a female, here.
I'm a very very selfless potential future partner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

That's very altruistic of you, Gonz.

(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'm going to look up that word, as I'm pretty sure you haven't mis-spelt "Ultra Realistic".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Selflessly behaving in such a way to make someone feel better.
essentially.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Oh sweet, yup, that's me.
At work yesterday, I was outside with the smoking lot, and we were talking about the new people who have taken over. Even two people who only have 1 or 2 fags only when pissed turned up. Everyone is a bit =S over the whole thing.

Anyway, I said "I'm very needy, I like being told I'm doing a good job or I've done something awesome, I'll work all the hours in a day* if I know I'll get a 'Thats Awesome', but these new people are completely blank, its like working for a robot. I don't like it, if I wanted to work in that enviroment, I'd work for a financial or someone like that."

And the response was "Awwww, you ARE doing a good job", which isn't the best reply from equals in a job. But everyone actually nodded after the laughing and agreed.

* Which I have done many times for everyone who was there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Then what happened?

( broadsword, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

they started kissing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Awwww

( broadsword, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

STOP COCK BLOCKING ME, I'M LAYING DOWN MY BEST MOVES HERE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

quick!
cockgaz her while she's still hot for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Haha, Battereds can't look up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I am considerably taller than yaw*
* shit adaptation of a shit Harry Enfield sketch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Then PD will be really gutted. He's now the OT shortarse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

It's alright
he's very confident.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)