It is with a heavy heart that I pronounce this to be this evening's thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:36, 24 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening shortarse.
I'm feeling very guilty tonight. We left the dog in the car for quite a while, and he threw up on my seat. When we let him out, he was quite badly ill from both ends.

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Oh lol

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I am NOT short.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I expect the dog's short of a whole bunch of stomach acids.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:51, Reply)

That's not what I've heard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

People hear a lot of things.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Beethoven didn't

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

nor do I right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)

One-click popular page.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

NOEL!!!!!!!
I'M STILL AT WORK. DO SOMETHING?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Pack your stuff away, hold your head high and walk the fuck out of there.
Smile nicely at anyone who gets in your way. Buy junk food, climb into your joggies and give yourself a break. Or slope off to the toilets for some "personal time".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:51, Reply)

oooh!
um.... FUCKING SHIT! Chompy smells of wee! Something rude about Swipe! Something else rude about Al!

BOOBS!

now can I be on the popular page, please?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)

You forgot 'chicks dig me'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:53, Reply)

And "X is fucking shit".
Alright? I'm listening to The Raconteurs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)

You still on a Dubstep tip?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Yeah, there seems to be a massive chasm between shit dubstep and great dubstep though.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Vast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

whatevs
I ain't seein no clickin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)

That's cos "X was fucking shit."

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:01, Reply)

We better win tonight.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)

As long as you don't score any own goals
you'll be one up on City.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Hi, Gimli!

( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

No, no, no, it's "Frodo"

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)

nah, Gimli
He's more likely to ask to be tossed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)