I'm more of a venting type than a gushing type
he does nice stuff and is pleasant as well, but how many people do you know that constantly go on about how wonderful their boyfriend is, rather than how irritating he's just been?
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Darth?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I like darth, and I wish him all the best with his missus
but he's so painfully, ludicrously under the thumb that it makes me cringe.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)

He's probably safer that way
Some people need someone else to make their decisions for them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)

What should I have for dinner Tangles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Ask Darth's Mrs
Although, like me, she will suggest something vegetarian.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

That isn't a bad idea.
The veggie option. I had dead animal for breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Keeping it simple right here
Baked spuds with the winning combination of beans and cheese.
Or as some of the b3ta foodies might put it: redskin potatoes, coated in olive oil and sea salt, roasted and served with a mature west country farmhouse cheddar plus organic haricot beans in a sweet tomato jus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Oooh, you've got it about you this evening!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)

As long as he's happy.
I've found, especially in my situation, that things are never as clear cut as they might seem. People constantly ask why I put up with mr b3th, but I'm sure you could easily ask him why he puts up with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:13, Reply)

And I will.
Why does he put up with you b3th?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Because I can suck a bowling ball through a straw?
I honestly have no idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Maybe he just likes winning at crazy golf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)

the man's blind in one eye.
his depth perception is shocking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure this could be argued in my case too
I'm more than likely just as irritating as he is. I know full well I have many, many faults - including incredible impatience with other people's.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Acknowledging that you're a douche
is the first step to curing oneself of doucheness, or some such zen bollocks. To be honest I think I'm probably not cut out for relationships and should get myself a cat and some tie-dye clothes post haste.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

a cat some guinea pigs
tie-dye LARP

Stop bullying poor Cavy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Cavy's been married
she's not incapable of getting along with a man, she's just struggling to find one in a fairly small pool.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)

this is a generous assessment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Is there quite a large pool at your gym?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

25m one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I'm probably more likely to be objective here
I think my assessment is fair.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

ha!
this is true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Well, when he wakes up, make him a nice cup of tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

He's been unwell this weekend
and I have offered tea/coffee/juice/painkillers/food/entertainment/queries as to his wellbeing pretty much every 20 minutes or so. Well, when he's been awake anyway.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)

fair point
we would take the piss even more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)