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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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its really haerd to trype [peroperl;y we3ith ypu fingwers cr4psswed,

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).

great minds think alike
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
it could be cancer of the cock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Has he got a lump on his cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Not any more!
badumtish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.

cancer of the cock it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
cancer of the collarbone?
nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He has a cock on his collarbone
and it's got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.

reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Certainly none with anyone who wasn't white and british.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I, for one, am against the Islamification of pornography.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
*Shudders*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE MANCHESTER AREA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

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