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Dunno, I've seen the state of your gussets on the washing line so probably not, unless I'm like really drunk lol
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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What have my gussets got to do with it?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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Tina Turner's lessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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A birds shitty skids put me right off
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Are there many situations
where you would see a bird's shitty skids *before* doing a turn?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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Yeah, the fairytale reality when you end up round theirs and they've left their underwear on the floor and half arsed attempt at washing dried and stuck to the radiator
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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hans christian andersen's lesser etc etc?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Goldilocks and the shitty skids.
A classic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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Yer, it ent nice
What's happened to womens domestic values eh EH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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MEN
that's what happened to us. we start off all innocent and believing in prince charming. eventually we settle for some fat-faced twat and a life of penury.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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+ and decide that wiping our arse properly is just wasted time and effort
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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fuck that, it's a chore for the modern day woman to shit in a straight line
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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b3th, the more I get to know you, the more I love you.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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You should.
I'm awesome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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A bit of fucking tesco bleach at 45pence and some elbow grease that's what's needed
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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