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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just walked into a middle age woman and nearly knocked her over :(
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
On entirely separate occasions I walked into and nearly killed under the wheels of a passing car
1) Don Letts
2) Malcolm Mclaren
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
1) Don Letts
2) Malcolm Mclaren
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Don Letts was the Clash's DJ, he's an original punk 'character'
and was also in the terminally shite Big Audio Dynamite. He's a nice guy.
It's as if my subconscious was telling me to wipe out pivotal figures from the early UK punk scene, or something. Two weeks later I arranged for Generation X's 'Billy Idol' to have a massive motorcycle accident in California. I'm like a punk Manchurian candidate.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
and was also in the terminally shite Big Audio Dynamite. He's a nice guy.
It's as if my subconscious was telling me to wipe out pivotal figures from the early UK punk scene, or something. Two weeks later I arranged for Generation X's 'Billy Idol' to have a massive motorcycle accident in California. I'm like a punk Manchurian candidate.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
In fact, if they just stop right in front of you
then you're perfectly within your rights to kick 'em in the kidneys.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
then you're perfectly within your rights to kick 'em in the kidneys.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
You know Whsmiths at Cribbs? That's the worst place, never use that for an entrance as it takes 10 minutes to navigate the shop avoiding people.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Euphemism of the week.
'Sorry love, it's 'rag week', but you can still use 'the entrance by John Lewis' if you like?'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
'Sorry love, it's 'rag week', but you can still use 'the entrance by John Lewis' if you like?'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
We were both leaving the toilets and walking in different directions.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
No I apologised and caught her,
to be honest I was walking fast, but not stupidly fast.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
to be honest I was walking fast, but not stupidly fast.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Ohhh yooooouuuus in trooouuuuuuble. Oh NOES you di'nt just call her a middle aged women.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
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