I just walked into a middle age woman and nearly knocked her over :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

walked into wanked over
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I'm taking this as a compliment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

On entirely separate occasions I walked into and nearly killed under the wheels of a passing car
1) Don Letts
2) Malcolm Mclaren
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

1) who is that?
2) shame.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Don Letts was the Clash's DJ, he's an original punk 'character'
and was also in the terminally shite Big Audio Dynamite. He's a nice guy.

It's as if my subconscious was telling me to wipe out pivotal figures from the early UK punk scene, or something. Two weeks later I arranged for Generation X's 'Billy Idol' to have a massive motorcycle accident in California. I'm like a punk Manchurian candidate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

If she just stopped in front of you then it's fair game.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

In fact, if they just stop right in front of you
then you're perfectly within your rights to kick 'em in the kidneys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

You know Whsmiths at Cribbs? That's the worst place, never use that for an entrance as it takes 10 minutes to navigate the shop avoiding people.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I always use the entrance by John Lewis.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

M&S for me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Euphemism of the week.

'Sorry love, it's 'rag week', but you can still use 'the entrance by John Lewis' if you like?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)

We were both leaving the toilets and walking in different directions.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

awkward rape?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Did you shout at her and tell her she was a doddering spastic?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

No I apologised and caught her,
to be honest I was walking fast, but not stupidly fast.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

she is going to sue the shit out of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I do hope both respective parties had washed their hands

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Chompy helpfully poured caustic soda on her to "clean her up"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Ohhh yooooouuuus in trooouuuuuuble. Oh NOES you di'nt just call her a middle aged women.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)