Eric's lost his wobble
and is wandering around butt naked. EXTREME WIN.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are you still reading the Sookie Stackhouse books?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Watching it
I keep meaning to email you for them, actually. Although I find Sookie to be an irritating prudish redneck in the books. The tv show is better, and I rarely say that about stuff.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

She gets less prudish as the series progresses.
Send me a gaz with an e-mail address and I'll send them over. I've got some of the short stories too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

The character in the books is annoying
less so in the tv series.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I would happily rut Anna Paquin six ways from sunday.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Oh, I'd surely wear my tongue out on her
I much prefer her brunette, however.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Plus you actually get to see her tits in the TV series.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

I made it through about four pages of the first book in Waterstones
before coming away in disgust.

However, I would happily watch the series on loop. Especially all the bits with Eric in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Oh it's shite
real junk food for the brain, but...like most junk food, once you pop you can't stop...
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Quite, they are terrible.
but so is Jilly Cooper, and I devour her novels.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I've got some of hers as well
Rupert's brilliant.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I thought Mary Tourtel wrote the Rupert books?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Boom Boom!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

That's Basil Brush you daft sod.
Basil was a rapier witted smartarse, whereas Rupert was checked trouser wearing cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I bloody hated Rupert
my Nana used to buy me a Rupert annual every year and I always wanted to just colour him in with black felt tip.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)

He was really fucking annoying
and so were all his bum-boy 'chums'.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)

I never read it as a child.
Did he solve crime?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)

He never solved the mystery of how he ever saw print, that's for sure.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Paw print?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I bought the missus the full book set a couple of years ago.
It coincided with a nasty bout of flu and she devoured the lot in about ten days. That was eight books at the time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Book crack, is what they are.

(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)