thats the wrong way to do it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yeah Sporters, this is srz bznss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

personally, the way i see it
battered was deeply unhappy with his marriage, sure the wife went off him a long time ago but he came to terms with it

he tried it on with the PA today though and she utterly rejected him, in a fit of futile upset he was handed his P45 and shown the door, pending legal ramifications for the sexual harrassment/assault

the wife then greeted him when he got home from work early, he told her the truth and she smashed his favourite diana memorial dinner plates. he sobbed, broke down and had a go at gonz to make himself feel better

and thats how it happened
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

you sound like Clive Pringle.
" .... and that's what really happened, darling"

"Clive, that's the plot of the Lord of the Rings. What really happened?"

"....I lost a bet in a dockside bar and was tag-fucked all night by Russian sailors"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

i don't watch cartoons

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

well done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

np bbz
its just another one of the many, many ways in which i, a younger person than you, are more mature than you, an older person than me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I reckon he's beaten up his apple mac over these vicious slurs about his wifes fidelity, and there's spittle all over his stripy shirt and red braces

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Don't provoke him, Rory
Battered's a total bad-ass and he might totally punch you in real life!
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

He's gone off on one, in his own head his wife aint been putting out since this kid arrived, despite his deployment of his full itinerary of lothario wiles, and now she's being fucked up the arse by a god damn jew
HEADSAREGONNAROLL!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

to be fair to battered, and i think we should all stop picking on him to be honest,
i'd be pretty cheesed off if i had a really ugly baby too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Especially if said baby was the only reason I had ended up married.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

in all honesty i'd rather fuck his ugly baby than his fat wife
its just a fact
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I heard you have to say thank you after you come in his wife or he gets really upset.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i think gonz had it right
you come inside her but push her off a cliff, riding her all the way down like silver surfer

then you jump off just before she smashes into the ground, forward roll into a gymnast finish, and then you get a gold medal for it from the gift shop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i already admitted to being a peado earlier, its not an issue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I thought God had chosen the Jews, not damned them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

That was until they killed Jesus. Duh.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)