Him and battered are going to have a fight on Saturday.
And I've got better things to do on sunday than read b3ta.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Can someone please explain what's going on between Battered and Gonz?
I've seen the fallout but don't know where it's came from.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

they couldn't decide which one of them thought you were shittest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Kind of of you to point that out mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Battered got very upset on the internet
and decided to pick on what he thought was an easy target.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

i don't think battered is cut out for the internet, i don't like that he flounces every day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

But what's important is that he keeps on coming back.
That shows character and strength, which is what you need when you're fighting Gonz.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

i don't thin anyone was fighting
battered's a prick, thats all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

No, they are. Battered threw down the gauntlet (not very far 'cause his hands are only about 12 inches off the floor)
and Gonz picked it up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

So what started it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

i'm gonna give you a straight answer so we can be mates
i said i was paying battered's wife for sex, gonz said something similar in his usual style, saying something about chucking her off a cliff and coming as they hit the bottom

and battered got really upset about it and started threatening gonz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

He's the one who said he was gonna pay me a tenner to do it !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

tsk, i'll have a word with manolith and see if we can have him perma-banned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I have a feeling he'd be quite proud of that, he could then bitch'n'moan about how he upset me enough to go to the mods.
Even though he's gone to the mods more than anyone, and I've personally seen him go to other message boards that has ex-b3tans to diss us lot.... they told him to go bore off and banned him inside a week too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

HAHAHA!
That's brilliant interneting there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

oh what there are other messageboards?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah', a handful.
People who have gotten bored of this place over the years but wanna keep in touch with each other or are offline mates.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

That's not a bad deal really
Because one, you get to have sex, which is rarely a bad thing, and two, you get ten pounds, and you can get yourself a nice fish supper and probably a can of Rio to to go with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Bob drinks cans of Rio.
Just saying like...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Bob wouldn't share his dinner like Gonz would.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Feels a bit wrong to get a chippy dinner after having sex with someone and not sharing it, but if she's dead, then she can't join in.
I'll just chuck half the dinner over the edge of the cliff after her, and I'll have both the end pieces of the cod too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

you're such a gent gonz.
how come you're single?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Battered keeps cock blocking him
and then knocking up the birds, and Gonz doesn't want soiled goods.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

LOLZ!
battered should turn 360 from the keyboard and walk away.
did he mention you shit in a bag? I bet he did.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Won't that leave him facing the keyboard again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

it's a popular /talk meme.
sorry for any confusion caused.

it can also be called a pedant trap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

LET ME GO!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

It's originally a 4chan thing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

smashing!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Are you being pedantic about the pedant trap?
Or have I missed another joke?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks Quenters, we are now officially best buddies.
I actually saw that bit, but I assumed that something had happened before that to start it all off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

According to the American Journel of Phsycological Thinggies (tm) (c) (r), there is no such thing as short man syndrome.
I think if I had the noggin' to write a medical documentation, we can get "[his real sirname] Phycosis" as a regonised condition. I'm not entirely sure if he'd be proud of that or not, he seems to be proud of such unusual things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

He's very proud about knocking up his wife and then having to marry her to stop her old man beating his head in.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Now now, let's be fair, a man can just as much trap a women as a women can trap a man.
And being born out of wedlock is only a bad thing when it comes to the monarchy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Please tell me someone is going to film this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)