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Favorite comedians?
Who are your favorite comedians gigging at he moment? Mine are Doug Stanhope, Micky Flannagan and Don Biswas.
Alt: Longest time you been awake for?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Who are your favorite comedians gigging at he moment? Mine are Doug Stanhope, Micky Flannagan and Don Biswas.
Alt: Longest time you been awake for?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Miles Jupp, Reg D Hunter, that weird little fucker called Andrew with a squeaky voice.
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Until I achieve full shit-smearing meltdown I consider myself a failure.
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This is funnier if you could see me, because I was waving a screwed up fiver at the screen.
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I don't know who's gigging at the moment.
I like Reg D Hunter currently though.
Alt: Thursday morning to Tuesday afternoon. Would genuinely rather die than do it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I like Reg D Hunter currently though.
Alt: Thursday morning to Tuesday afternoon. Would genuinely rather die than do it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Saw Reg D hunter onceat a comedy club in Ealing, he's proper funny.
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Alt: four days and nights. I don't recommend it, it's fucking expensive and you go half mad.
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See above.
Never, ever again. I was hallucinating like a loon by the end. Crouching down on a smoking balcony to avoid the dragons flying overhead.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Never, ever again. I was hallucinating like a loon by the end. Crouching down on a smoking balcony to avoid the dragons flying overhead.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
My mate Paul McCaffrey is apparently on BBC3 at 9pm on Saturday
as a guest on that cunt Russell Howard's show. He's a fantastic chap. Vote for him.
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as a guest on that cunt Russell Howard's show. He's a fantastic chap. Vote for him.
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Hahaha fuck that shit, he's a bonk-eyed flid.
I'm talking about Caffers.
I apologise for my shit English RIGHT HERE.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'm talking about Caffers.
I apologise for my shit English RIGHT HERE.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Someone put toilet roll in the sink and turned the taps on, in the toilet upstairs
I'm now trying to find the culprit.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I'm now trying to find the culprit.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
He didn't reckon on my super powerful statistical analysis.
No one can escape the excel worksheet!
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No one can escape the excel worksheet!
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If I was Battered I would be quaking in my size 4 Start-Rites now.
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*worriedly checks news for Little Chef marketing suicide reports*
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He must have been scared at the kicking
Gonz was going to give him.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Gonz was going to give him.
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*makes note*
I'm getting increasingly involved with modelling actuarial data, which is all a bit new to me.
Consider this a warning that I might one day ask you about SAS modelling techniques.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I'm getting increasingly involved with modelling actuarial data, which is all a bit new to me.
Consider this a warning that I might one day ask you about SAS modelling techniques.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I'm sure the complete joke was something along the lines of
What was the last thing Michael Ryan said to his mum?
I'm just shooting up the shops to get a pint of milk....
'Over my dead body' she replied.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
What was the last thing Michael Ryan said to his mum?
I'm just shooting up the shops to get a pint of milk....
'Over my dead body' she replied.
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It's the only form of modelling outside of Airfix he's likely to have done.
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Well that joke turned tragic
I'm very sorry for your bad experiences.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I'm very sorry for your bad experiences.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Have fun.
Any particular occasion, or are you just going because it involves food?
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Any particular occasion, or are you just going because it involves food?
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Client dinner.
I could do without it tbh. I've got things I need to do tonight.
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I could do without it tbh. I've got things I need to do tonight.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I think you'll find that as you denied it, you must clearly have supplied it.
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Mickey Flanagan
has been peddling the same act for about 6-7 years now. I saw him in a tiny club in leicester square and it was the identical "out out" act that he did on his christmas DVD.
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has been peddling the same act for about 6-7 years now. I saw him in a tiny club in leicester square and it was the identical "out out" act that he did on his christmas DVD.
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I have him filed under
'seems like the kind of chap who'd be hilarious 'dahn the pab' but lacks the material and wit for a long career'
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
'seems like the kind of chap who'd be hilarious 'dahn the pab' but lacks the material and wit for a long career'
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Ross Noble for me
Alt: The longest I remember was 30 hours, that was this year.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Alt: The longest I remember was 30 hours, that was this year.
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I thought this chap would be your favourite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISGykO6Z7U
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISGykO6Z7U
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Without clicking, at a guess I'll say it's either Rhod Gilbert, or Jackie Stewart?
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There are 2 other comedians you could have assigned to me for the memes, really
Eddie Izzard for the crossdressing, and Alan Carr for the fact I'm clearly a gigantic queer(!)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Eddie Izzard for the crossdressing, and Alan Carr for the fact I'm clearly a gigantic queer(!)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Jimmy Carr, Russell Brand, Stewart Lee, David Baddiel and Peter Kay
They are all fucking excellent and very very funny. Oh and Andy Parsons from Mock the week is not shit in any way whatsoever.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
They are all fucking excellent and very very funny. Oh and Andy Parsons from Mock the week is not shit in any way whatsoever.
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Fucking hilarious
I literally have to stick plasters to my sides when watching due to the splitting caused by my laughter.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I literally have to stick plasters to my sides when watching due to the splitting caused by my laughter.
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Stewart Lee is fantastic, I bought the Fist of Fun box set as a treat for myself.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Have you the seen the gig where he talks about going to school with Richard Hammond? it had me going for my inhaler I laughing so much.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
for your viewing pleasure when you can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0i0RXMvzMs
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0i0RXMvzMs
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I listened to the Jim Jones Revue earlier, when you're right you're right man and that was good. I also listened to Alabama Shakes, they were crap.
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JJR are simply tip-top live.
If you're keen, check out his first band Thee Hypnotics. They were excellent too. Esp 'Live'r Than God' mini LP.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
If you're keen, check out his first band Thee Hypnotics. They were excellent too. Esp 'Live'r Than God' mini LP.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
*does dickhead gesture*
I remember that being hilarious when I was 10
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I remember that being hilarious when I was 10
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I've seen Jack Whitehall in Fulham twice.
As in once at a game and in the bookies last week. Both times I told him to stop doing comedy, he hasn't. I feel like I've let everyone down.
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As in once at a game and in the bookies last week. Both times I told him to stop doing comedy, he hasn't. I feel like I've let everyone down.
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He is the worst 'comedian' on the 'circuit' today. I fucking hate that cunt.
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Quite correct
And if you get hold of some of the bootlegged shows Lenny Bruce was 166% better than the whole lot put together.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
And if you get hold of some of the bootlegged shows Lenny Bruce was 166% better than the whole lot put together.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Lenny Bruce getting married to Dawn French is a wonderful image to conjure with
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I think it’s going to take a bit more than simply saying sorry, here.
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Didn't we have this question the other week?
I seem to remember answering it before.
I enjoyed Mickey Flanagan's DVD, I suppose.
At the moment, I like Chris Ramsay, Daniel Sloss & Danny Bhoy. I wouldn't say they were 'great', but I like them.
Could somebody do something lolwacky to cheer me up? I'm in danger of a humour bypass tonight...
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I seem to remember answering it before.
I enjoyed Mickey Flanagan's DVD, I suppose.
At the moment, I like Chris Ramsay, Daniel Sloss & Danny Bhoy. I wouldn't say they were 'great', but I like them.
Could somebody do something lolwacky to cheer me up? I'm in danger of a humour bypass tonight...
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I thought Sloss was on lead guitar in a Guns n Roses tribute band.
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I thought it was a badly-spelt german castle in "where eagles dare"
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WHen I have an essay to write in one day I set myself the task of writing the whole thing in the time it takes Stalingrad to play out in the background. I've only failed once.
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I'm going to punch his lights out on Saturday.
Assuming I can still make it, that is...
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Assuming I can still make it, that is...
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They look like they're going to keep him in overnight.
The procedure they wanted to do keeps getting pushed back, and they might end up doing it tomorrow morning now.
I'm actually a lot less calm than I thought I was. I may be back later tonight having a wobble.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
The procedure they wanted to do keeps getting pushed back, and they might end up doing it tomorrow morning now.
I'm actually a lot less calm than I thought I was. I may be back later tonight having a wobble.
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I'm going out for a bite to eat later.
But let me know how things are going.
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But let me know how things are going.
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Dicky ticker had a flid attack this morning.
He's been in chokey all day.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
He's been in chokey all day.
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Oh shit!
but he's going to be alright, yes?
EDIT - although I thought chokey was slang for prison, where I assume he's not?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
but he's going to be alright, yes?
EDIT - although I thought chokey was slang for prison, where I assume he's not?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
It would have worked in the spoken word but I can't do that on here so did the best I could ok, you fucking critic!
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Who do you consider the 'cool kids' to be.
(This'll be interesting).
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(This'll be interesting).
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Barry's clearly cool.
insofar as sunglasses purchase equates to cool.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
insofar as sunglasses purchase equates to cool.
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staple a budgie to a cat's tail.
Failing that, tie a bit of ham to your dog's tail.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Failing that, tie a bit of ham to your dog's tail.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I was going to say 'Monty Boyce' is my favourite.
But I went for Bob Monkhouse instead.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
But I went for Bob Monkhouse instead.
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So we should have a holocaust to celebrate.
What nonsense is "World Holocaust Day?"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
What nonsense is "World Holocaust Day?"
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It's where I drink 20 pints
then sneak into a Golder's Green cemetery and smear my shit everywhere.
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then sneak into a Golder's Green cemetery and smear my shit everywhere.
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i am still laughing at "bonk-eyed flid"
no idea why this has amused me quite so much
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
no idea why this has amused me quite so much
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
If you keep saying it, it'll happen.
I saw something similar happen in a film called Candyman.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
I saw something similar happen in a film called Candyman.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
^ Conclusive proof that Monty is the 'best comedian gigging today'
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
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I met him once
he's a bit squinty but he was actually very polite and pleasant.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
he's a bit squinty but he was actually very polite and pleasant.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
hahaha
Well edited.
I was confused before.
*Listens to the Bucks Fizz theme tune*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Well edited.
I was confused before.
*Listens to the Bucks Fizz theme tune*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Well, not on account of what I was trying to get hold of them for, anyway
It could be a big deal in that some kind of drama has gone on, but, like I say...I can't get hold of them to find out.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
It could be a big deal in that some kind of drama has gone on, but, like I say...I can't get hold of them to find out.
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No, I wasn't sure if I should
as it might not be theirs. I'll give it a try if I don't see them at the weekend.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)
as it might not be theirs. I'll give it a try if I don't see them at the weekend.
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A profound statement against repressive regimes everywhere
I expect that Idi Amin might have thought twice if he'd known that was to be his memorial.
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I expect that Idi Amin might have thought twice if he'd known that was to be his memorial.
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