How can a person be in crippling, agonising need of a bath?
I've fancied a bath quite a lot, before, but nothing so urgent as that. You're weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:18, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

berk is a fish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I thought it was a more polite way of saying I really needed a poo
cycling whilst clenching is not fun.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

GIRLS DON'T POO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

The Cure's less successful etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Fuck you man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Fuck you both.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

No, fuck you both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

The Cure's errr... hang on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Dre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

The Cure's etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

oddly the original is on the radio right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Oddly - and shitly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You should have just said you were 'busting for a Forrest'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

The Cure's less successful etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

10/10
That's the only record of theirs I actually like.

'Love Cats' is the most twee, wanky heap of shit of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

The Cure have made many good and many bad songs
Forest = good
Love Cats = bad
Fascination St = good
Close To You = bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I'd argue "Friday I'm In Love" is

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Oh Fucking hell that might even be worse
You’re more of a Manics, Stereophonics kind of chap, aren’t you boyo?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Catatonia

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Tom Jones

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

turtle heading.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

THE CURE'S LESS SUCCESSFUL ETC
olololol
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Love Shats

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

OH GREAT, NOW _I'M_ THE CREEPY ONE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

my house doesn't have a bath
just a shower. I really really really want a bath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I fucking love having baths.
Despite my being too tall for all bar one bath I've even been in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i need to pay someone to put a bath in my bathroom
preferably properly plumbed. This is quite the most domestic of all my dreams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Where did you find one big enough?
Our bath is nowhere near big enough for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

He means length, not width.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

One of my ex's lived in a house in Camden
the bathroom of which was about the size of my current flat. In the middle of it was a free-standing, rolltop bath on a marble plinth – this bath was at least 6’6” long and took half an hour to fill. It were REET CHAMPION, AH TELL THEE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)