Post them, I want to see what I miss out on these days.
I don't get to vote for Mayor, since I moved back to Essex, despite the fact that it affects my life far more than whoever the fuck my local MP may be. (Possibly still David 'Cake' Ames, I'm not sure.)

Oh, no, I remember now. It's this cunt: www.vote4metcalfe.com/

If I did, I really don't know who I'd vote for though, it's not exactly a great choice between Fasicst Boris and Jew Hater Ken, is it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't you have a BNP council in your neck of the woods.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Not quite. That's a bit further over in Barking, I think. Although I think that may have changed last year anyway.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, that changed in 2010 (not last year): www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/may/07/bnp-barking-dagenham-billy-bragg
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Comedy genius vs newt-fancying communist whinger?
No contest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

If it's a choice between who I'd rather see hosting Have I Got News For You? I agree.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Under Ken my travel almost doubled in cost
despite his claiming that the congestion charge money would be used to keep public transport cheap. He's a fucking liar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

That's a bit like being angry at rain for being wet though, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)

That's a fair comment I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

If you're going to start not voting for people because they're liars...
Hang on, I've just remembered who I'm talking to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

very much this.
I strongly dislike Ken more than Boris, but only in the same way that I generally dislike being stabbed more than being shot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

a tiny part of me would quite like to shag boris

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Your cunt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

She said a tiny part.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

THAT'S THE ...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I refuse to vote for him on principle.
If he can't spend a grand or two getting a decent website, then what the fuck is he going to do with the budget of the city? Those <table> tags has cost him the election.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

He's not even looking at the camera in that terrible picture of him.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I just totally emailed him to let him know his site is shit and he needs profesional help.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)