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A sit in a real WW2 Spitfire. I got to hold the stick, press the trigger and make "DakkaDakkaDakka" noises while imaginging I was strafing Poundland in Harlow.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you only saying that because you can only remember your last birthday?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)

No, the present was ace
I can reel off a list of the shittiest presents I've received, which include a stone, a plastic cat, a book on planes my ex wife spent a whole £5 on and the video of Seasame Street my parents bought me when I was nine. I was expecting a Lego trainset. Cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

My shittest presents seem to involve dr Who.
The reasoning behind it seems to be: she loves dr Who, she'll love any old shit with Dr Who on it.

I have books, novels, a build-your-own TARDIS, a watch, a pen, some puzzle books... *sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Would be awesome if the TARDIS was life sized...
...and hypothetically speaking you could go back in time to 1990 and warn yourself not to get off with Ann Martin at Gary's party because her braces hurt.

And she'll attempt to wank off your mate while you're off in the kitchen pouring her another glass of cinzano.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that never happened to me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

It happened to me :-(
So can I please borrow your TARDIS?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You too?
She was such a bitch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Gary wanked you off so stop lying
It made your braces hurt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I'd not only warn my younger self off
But I'd pour the cinzano down the bog for the betterment of everyone there.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I would love to go for a flight in one of those
and preferably shoot at some Jerries at the same time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Fucking yes
The best bit is that these Spitfires were available for hire. For a fee, they'll fly over your house/wedding/funeral and do an eight minute display.

It only costs between £1,500-£2k. Fucking bargain.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

My brother's mate had a toy Schmeisser when we lived in Cheltenham.
I had fucking dreams about that toy gun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

No, that's a Scheisser
you had fucking dreams about. Stop sticking it up your arse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

*chortles*
I had a toy M16 when I was eight, it fired caps too. All my mates had these little pistol type cap guns and I had the daddy.

Lots of non-pc army type lols.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I also had an M-16 with detachable cartridge
Really only needed the M203 grenade launcher for me to be king of the estate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)