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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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everyone needs a best friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Yes, yes they do.
Still no luck then?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I'll be your best friend if you find me a job.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Do you wanna be my PA?
You could do it remotely
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I'd make an awesome PA.
I already do it for the other half anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Hence the heart problems

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
No, that was the payback for a lifetime of wild living

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I was implying that potential sexay times with mr b3th caused his hospital visit due to over-excitement

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I know.
Now I'm implying that you're a spastic. And a flid. And a massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
No implications are needed
I am the Naked Ape of the North
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Mr Ape thanks you for your enquiry
and would like me to tell you that you are a Northern cunt, with his compliments.

If there's anything more we can do for you, please let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Please
Can you get him to titgaz me?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
HAHAHAH
you are excellent at this!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I told you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I know
I feel happy to be insulted by her!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
"I ain't gettin' on no plane sucker"
Oh, P.A.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
WHat's the wage, I'll be better than b3th.
edit: this post proves my typing skillz
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I propose a nork off. Winner gets the job

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
You want to cut her tits off?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
More jiggle, TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Cut out and keep.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
* passes lotion so you don't get the hose *
Jame Gumb lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
New from DeAgostini
TITS - A 2 part magazine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
1st issue is only £1.99
Second issue costs £137,648.99
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
brought to you by P.I.P.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it's more of a work experience role to start with
but there is definately a job at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
blow or hand?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Ha ha ha, sounds legit!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I don't think she'd be remotely interested.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I wouldn't be too sure.
I'm fucking desperate by now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It was a joke about working remotely. All my best lines are always wasted on PAs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)

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