What's this I hear about next Wednesday?
is it not next Wednesday now?
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no, i am a moronic cunt
i will be circulating a new date. sorry, i forgot my friend is getting married on that day because... well, it's a WEDNESDAY!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

If your friend wanted you to come to the wedding
She wouldn't be holding it on a Wednesday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

she's up the duff
therefore getting cunted is not an option for her, so i think she thought stuff it, wednesday'll do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Apparently it is a fraction of the cost to get married midweek
because hardly any fecker does it. I'm not honestly sure my friends love me enough to take two days off work just to see me prance about in a big dress. Maybe if it's a shotgun wedding they're saving the money for the sproglet, when it arrives...
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tbh she's american
and her family are over here for one week only, so i think that was the motivation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Not getting cunted? She got cunted so hard that a person grew inside it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

also she wouldn't have wiped her arse with the invite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

darling, what you did at your wedding was fine for you, ok?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I soooo wanted to kroney to come

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Kroney ALWAYS comes.

( Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)

You appear to know more than I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

i put it on the previous thread! battered replied....
i said, SORRY, i am a twat, i forgot it clashed, can we do the following week, and battered gave dates he can't do and...

a link would have been quicker. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Put it back to 30th?
it's payday again then...
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

can everyone do 30th? i will email!
and grovel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

To be honest, midweek is not good for me
Plus it is a long way to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

i'll be there!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I'm busy all this week, but I am about over the bank holiday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Yeah', any of those dates he said'll do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

They should just ditch you and go anyway.

( Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)