Because they are deviants WHO CONDUCT UNNATURAL ACTS ON OTHER SODOMITES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's against GOD'S LAW!!!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

THEY WILL BE SMITED.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

SMOTE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i fucken love the gays
unless they're really camp and queenie, that can fuck off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Battered, the Scrappy-Do of /OT
This makes Monty Shaggy and Stunned Scoobs.

I'm totally Fred.
( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i'm the bird with the red hair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Fred Velma
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

No, Al's Velma, the fat fuck.

( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

can i be daphne?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Don't see why not.
You'll have to shag Fred.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i always assumed
scooby doo was kind of VERY loosely based on the famous five?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Timmy!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I never thought of that.
You'll be telling me that Top Cat was based on The Phil Silvers Show.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

And Dangermouse was based on The Open University Physics syllabus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

i don't know
i haven't bothered expounding the theory, not even on google. but you know, 2 guys, 2 girls, 1 dog, solving mysteries...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

2 pints

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Haha. Baddumtish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Fred Scooby
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Fred couldn't be more obviously gay
if he had a flat leather cap, chaps and a moustache.

Daphne's his beard because her father abused her in childhood so she can't bring herself to have a sexual relationship with anyone but loves the attention

Velma goes like a belt sander.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

you've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you darling?
a bit TOO much, if you know what i mean.

also, what did shaggy do wrong?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

he's too stoned to get it up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

the film was on channel 5 on sunday
Velma was 60000% more attractvie than sarah michelle gellar
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Oh fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You love those pesky kids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

as date for pizza is now looking like tue 29
can you come to that, you unutterable slagfest?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I am free on the 29th May.
I will take the matter under advisement.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

excellent
battered?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I cannot do the 29th soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I have consulted the private secretary responsible for my diary. I am available.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

marvellous! i will confirm with the monty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Not in the way that you do, you freakishly tall nonce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

They adore a McLovin' Meal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

"Hehehehehehe"
Rerro Chaggy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)