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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Be like your flatbreads, in a manner of speaking.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
don't compliment him
his head will swell. and NOBODY wants to see that.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
his head will swell. and NOBODY wants to see that.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i don't understand what is going on at all
cock snot is a compliment and better than wheat i normally get? i'm going home i've had enough of this
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
cock snot is a compliment and better than wheat i normally get? i'm going home i've had enough of this
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
careful I've heard the Handy Cross roundabout outside High Wycomb is moving slowly after
there was an accident earlier
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
there was an accident earlier
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i also have thai rice crackers, those dirty orange spicy ones you get in pubs
a lentil and rice salad, the new non-fish sushi mini rice balls... i got a bit confused. i have put the sushi and the salad in the fridge for tomorrow*.
* = one of my colleagues/cleaners to steal, like we work in a student house rather than a massive city office :(
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
a lentil and rice salad, the new non-fish sushi mini rice balls... i got a bit confused. i have put the sushi and the salad in the fridge for tomorrow*.
* = one of my colleagues/cleaners to steal, like we work in a student house rather than a massive city office :(
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'd ask the firm for my money back if food started going missing.
Bastard lawyers.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Bastard lawyers.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i had a load of designer shampoos and conditioners go missing once
about £150worth. eventually they caught one of the cleaners, but i never saw my money again.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
about £150worth. eventually they caught one of the cleaners, but i never saw my money again.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
We've had a laptop nicked from a cabinet here in work
But the best bit is the company upstairs from us also got stuff nicked but they got the guy on the director's webcam doing it. The director had setup the webcam in his office as whenever he went out someone sneaked in and drew a massive cock on his whiteboard!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
But the best bit is the company upstairs from us also got stuff nicked but they got the guy on the director's webcam doing it. The director had setup the webcam in his office as whenever he went out someone sneaked in and drew a massive cock on his whiteboard!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
It was one of those mobile whiteboards for meetings and the like.
What he really means is that somebody kept nicking the castors off the bottom and leaving it on bricks. Northern, you see.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
What he really means is that somebody kept nicking the castors off the bottom and leaving it on bricks. Northern, you see.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Did they get the whiteboard pregnant?
Then it lived in a Council house forever after.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Then it lived in a Council house forever after.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I love a happy ending.
Edit: We had already established that. See above.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Edit: We had already established that. See above.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
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