Lets see...Carnwarl talk
Oggy - Pasty
Proper Job - Good
Emmet - Anyone not from Cornwall (from the Cornish for ants)
Dreckly - soon/sometime/never/when i'm fucking ready i.e. I'll do it dreckly
Nod - Knew
Blod - Blew
Ansome - Great
Also what you lot call swede we call turnip which is better than its actual name, which is Rutabaga.

alt. My Manta Force spaceships
( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:21, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How do you lot say "No, I want carrot in my pasty!"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)

We say wake me up
when September ends.
( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)

We call emmets 'grockels'
and in Scotland, turnip is the orange one and swede is the purple & white one. 'champit neeps' is mashed swede.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You in Devon then?
We call the Plymouth lot Janners. Filty fucking Janners. Nearly as bad as those fucking Choppers from 'Druth
( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Zummerzet innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Oh,
I'm sorry. If there's anything I can do just ask.
( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Swede is short for Swedish turnip

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Battered is short for

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)

not enough vitamins as a child

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

We do the same with the swapping around

( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Root vegetable confusion abounds.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 10 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)