A brain?
Oh yeah, I totally went there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh man.
You question of the week types are worse than talk for harshing people out.
I thought, "I'm bored of harshing each other out all day. I'll have a change and visit the nice question of the week people; they are pleasant."
And then I got here and you were all bullying me and, you know, it's making me a bit sad.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Hey, don't be sad, we're not all like her.
I for one would happily brush your mane and plait your tail with ribbons and feed you some fresh cut grass and a carrot COS YOU IS A HORSE.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Fuck this shit.
I'm going back to /talk where people are nice.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Oh swipe. Just when I thought you were becoming that much more likeable, you go and say something so rude.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Well kindly remain there.
Thank you.

In other massive news, as of last night, my ex has 'some reservations to discuss but once we've done that it (namely overnight stays) should be fine'. I am ecstatic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I'm happy for you, but I feel sad for your daughter having to listen to the first 12 seconds of Tom Sawyer badly "cut" together all night.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

You mean 'beat-juggling the Sawyer break with expert precision'.

I know you do, even if you don't yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Will these beats be "clean" or "dirty"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I think 'shit-caked' says it best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Excellent news.
You should celebrate by going out on a massive drink and drugs bender. Take your daughter too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I did that last night.
I left her in a bar somewhere in Shoreditch, I think. I can't remember.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Top stuff, you can be woken at 5:30am like me now, whoop*


*not whoop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Not mine.
12 hours solid kip a night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

If I hold her down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Nonsense, his daughter is more sophisticated than that.
Much more likely that she would ring the police, and they would come and wake up daddy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Good old 'speed-dial'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)