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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what are you going to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
are you asking about her APPLE-arel?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
She should wear a pear of shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
i wonder if the guy is a Tanger-marine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
do you eat dried pears naked ape DO YOU????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
do you eat dried apples Quintin DO YOU????

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
yeah i jsut didn't realise people ate dried pears too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
do me a favour Q?
can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?

much love
xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
want me to do it foreverandeverandever?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
only as long as you can be arsed.
oh man, the memories. this is how we met!

xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
so romantic xxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
oh gosh, I can't wait for that cinema trip

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
me too
will you hold me during the scary bits and cover my eyes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
i don't know
I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
fuckin furry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
The latter.
He can get to fuck, the stupid wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
by not bothering do you mean in the nip?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
DEFINITELY dress to look all of teh awesome
there might be other hot guys there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
You are such a tart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
you've met me twice now
what part of this surprises you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Hahahaha. None of it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
then i rest my case
you ass-grabbing ass-burglar
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Ass-burglar?
Sounds a bit gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
It does a teensy bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
THATS THE JOKE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I don't think you're allowed to use as a weapon
that which you instigated.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
dude i can't help having a HAWT a$$
but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I now have the most unfortunate mental image.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
its a good point
But we're going to tgi fridays so probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
i've seen "cocktail"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
fridays isn't quite the same

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm not sure you'd be up for meeting
a latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?

Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
oh....
....... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
cover your face in shit and ask him if he wants to fuck your new ass

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Good advice, as usual

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This works for me every time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
how many guys have you got into the sack with this?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Last count, 36 and a half.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
you and your paraplegic fetish

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
ERR, NO.
I meant Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
he used the ninja sword to chop his head off
and then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I have seen you do this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
It's how you met, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I can't believe I actually fell for it.
The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
shouldn't you be pounding the streets on the rory campaign?
not wasting time hanging around here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Pounding rory's ass.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
i actually irl snorted at this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
it's such an image

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
what campaign

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
check your sig
you dribbling spastic
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
thats so yesterday, dahling

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)

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