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7/7
Not bad for a dead fatty.
Alt: Not sure really, my friend's band are playing a local venue tonight, so I might go and see them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15,
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Marseillelolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:17,
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I'm going to Wedding... party, they got married abroad so I don't know what it's called.
Then I'm going to buy some shoes.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18,
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black ones with shiney buckles?
Or those half brown shoe half trainer things?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21,
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I'll get some work boots for walking to and from work
and some loafers probably.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23,
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you work on spreadsheets, why would you need "workboots"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24,
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Because I walk 4 miles a day to and from work
Normal work shoes just fall apart.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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you should cycle, i heard milton Keynes has some lovely cycle paths
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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Maybe my new flat will have somewhere for a bike!!!!
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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mishearinglols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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Stalebaguettelolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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I got 1/7.
Alt: Babysitting tonight and tomorrow morning. Ex kept her off school today as she's got a cold. She told me to 'keep her topped up with fluids'. Given the precarious nature of my current negotiations, I wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at the Scaryduckish nature of that request.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:17,
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You news fail prick
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20,
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The questions were bollocks.
I listen to Radio 4 for half an hour each morning AND read the fucking Metro AND most often the Standard on the way home. I get a good hour of 'news' a day.
Cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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it was "news lite" quiz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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Neither the Metro, nor the Standard qualify as news.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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i had dominoes for lunch
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18,
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Fat
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:19,
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no double-sixers!
lololololollolololo
:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20,
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Bog all
Skint
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18,
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I was all great until I realised I had to fucking save for a deposit.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20,
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I keep having to buy things and pay things.
It's starting to give me the hump.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21,
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Shit isn't it. At the end of this month I would have paid off all my Malaysia spending
and been all gravy, but OH NO I have to get a deposit for a shit flat somewhere.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22,
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Can't you use the deposit from your current flat?
I had to find £1800 as a deposit on my place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23,
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I can, but it's only £325 after my housemate takes his share.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24,
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ah, fair enough
how much do you reckon you'll need to pul together; it sucks that most places want 6 weeks worth of rent these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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If I double it I should be ok.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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That's not too bad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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Nah it's ok, but looks like I won't be able to pay off my credit card totally for another month or two
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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I should be downsizing again
so hopefully I should be alright. It's just a pain in the fucking arse. I need a new job.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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what do you do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:31,
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IT support
It isn't what I want to be doing, but I've got no real choice but to stick with it for a while longer.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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what do you want to do?
Aside from not live in Slough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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AV installations
I'll sling my CV around, but I'm not hoping for much.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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Oh man I need an AV installing right fucking now!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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3 and they were guesses
alt: meeting our new neighbours for a drink tonight, want to see the Avengers tomorrow, then party saturday night, then sunday lunch booze then collapse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20,
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I liked the avengers.
it was goood.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21,
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I'm sure, nothing wrong witha bit of escapism
i am also looking forward to Prometheus and Batman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22,
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i'm going to see promotheaus! cineplex, 7pm june 1st
be there or be
2
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24,
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Is that when it's released?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24,
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definately the beginning of June
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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yeah, some girl i know said she'd go with me but then she's gone all sulky at me so i'm not going with her anymore
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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Oh man, have you not got a date for the big night?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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well i've got a girlfriend so it wasn't a date, but my gf doesn't like violent or scary films so
:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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Your girlfriend sounds shit to be honest with you.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:31,
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meh, she does good at other things
she made me four double chocolate muffins last night, i haven't touched them yet, but its the thought
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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Haha, Tracey is such a slag
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27,
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she came in to do some photocopying yesterday
she didn't seem as slaggy as she has been lately, but she is still really old
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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Aw, bless her
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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she's a nice lady, but she's just one of the many sucked in by malcolm's charms
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30,
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oh man, you should write a book about all this.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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where's the Q?
that's what to call it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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i haven't the time, nor the inclination
(bop)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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i prefferd the original
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23,
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I'm dong NOTHING until I go to the cinema with Q.
I'll just be waiting for him, waiting and wanking.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27,
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Is that why cinema floors are always sticky?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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no, that's your mum's cunt slime.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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oh man, I sent a plumber round to plug that as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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he'll need back up
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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He's probably lost in there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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the lost kingdom on clunge.
I hope he brought a tent.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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and some wet wipes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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He's laughing if he's on an hourly rate
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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Tomorrow night I am going to WATFORD.
Woe is me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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Wat For?
d
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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Oh LOL
A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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NONCE?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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MILF PARTY
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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Lusty's friends?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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DINGGGG
Correct.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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monty the sad sack uncle :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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I'm going to take a book.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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hahaha
maybe you should wait in the car, maybe have a little snooze
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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With Magic FM on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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and tut a lot.
possibly scowl too.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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I'm going to wear slippers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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start every sentence with "when i was your age..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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Or "your skin looks so fresh...."
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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Whilst stroking a box of scalpels.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48,
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bring a guardian and rustle it a lot, while tutting.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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Why the fuck?
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30,
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A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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Don't take Stunned FFS, the dirty old git's blood pressure couldn't cope with all those young women.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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Yeah, that sounds really shit. I really feel for you.
[!]
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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Yet another social event I'm not invited to.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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when you move into your studio flat in someone elses house
you can have your own parties all the time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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The two stations in watford are really far apart.
I found that out once.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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They're joining them up with a Tube extension
they're that far apart.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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cool story bro
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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if you were going in an american car (chortle)
and you weren't sure which model to get (snigger)
but you had to choose a specific make (guffaw)
what ford would you use?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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Labouredsetuplolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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If you where on a Norwegian cruise, right?
And the Captain died, right?
And you were the only other person that knew how to drive a cruise ship, right?
And you had to choose a glacial valley to park it in, right?
Which fjord would you choose?
Oh wait, I told that wrong.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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Hahahahha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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Things sound tougher than I had thought.
Have they opened a new Lidl or something?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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i have a date on Saturday
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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so what, i have a prune!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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oh shit! if you're there then..... oh-oh!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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there's no raisin to question my presence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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I prefer prunes
LOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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First date? Or have you seen this one before?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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seen him before but i told him to fuck off because hes a twatwaffle
But now he's "serious"
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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i couldn't give a
fig
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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We don't want her to get g-raped
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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i already did rape with apricot, you idiot
besides a dried grape is a raisin you idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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WHAT A WANKER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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i was doing dried fruit, the fucking idiot, i can't believe he jsut ruined all of our weekends
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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I peach isn't dried you dribbling spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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Is that like 'I Claudius'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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it can be you fucking idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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SLOW AND INCORRECT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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So you're going out for dinner with him because you're hungry?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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she's a real peach, this one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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we're not having dinner
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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straight to the cock
i like your style, classy bird
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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I hope he doesn't turn out to be
A DRIED-UP OLD FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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but now he's not?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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"twot"
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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i hope you don't get r-apricot-ed!!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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Is it the 12th?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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yeah, she's going with the sultana brunei!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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Is it 'May 5th'?!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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slow and incorrect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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HIYAAA!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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really monty
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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I know. Soz.
Have a great time. Make sure you tell someone where you're going etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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im not sure how i feel about it
So I'm watching tangled to make myself feel better
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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I saw that with my daughter.
I thought it was 'acceptable'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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i prefer princess and the frog if im honest
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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I have yet to have the pleasure of that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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i thought you meant tangledupinblue then
i was thinking you had webcams on all of us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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what are you going to wear?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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are you asking about her APPLE-arel?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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She should wear a pear of shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43,
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i wonder if the guy is a Tanger-marine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43,
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do you eat dried pears naked ape DO YOU????
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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do you eat dried apples Quintin DO YOU????
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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yeah i jsut didn't realise people ate dried pears too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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do me a favour Q?
can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?
much love
xxxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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want me to do it foreverandeverandever?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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only as long as you can be arsed.
oh man, the memories. this is how we met!
xxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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so romantic xxxx
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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oh gosh, I can't wait for that cinema trip
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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me too
will you hold me during the scary bits and cover my eyes?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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i don't know
I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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fuckin furry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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The latter.
He can get to fuck, the stupid wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:46,
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by not bothering do you mean in the nip?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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DEFINITELY dress to look all of teh awesome
there might be other hot guys there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48,
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You are such a tart.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53,
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you've met me twice now
what part of this surprises you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54,
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Hahahaha. None of it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55,
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then i rest my case
you ass-grabbing ass-burglar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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Ass-burglar?
Sounds a bit gay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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It does a teensy bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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THATS THE JOKE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08,
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I don't think you're allowed to use as a weapon
that which you instigated.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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dude i can't help having a HAWT a$$
but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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I now have the most unfortunate mental image.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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its a good point
But we're going to tgi fridays so probably not
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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i've seen "cocktail"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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fridays isn't quite the same
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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I'm not sure you'd be up for meeting
a latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?
Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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oh....
....... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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cover your face in shit and ask him if he wants to fuck your new ass
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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Good advice, as usual
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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This works for me every time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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how many guys have you got into the sack with this?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53,
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Last count, 36 and a half.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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you and your paraplegic fetish
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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ERR, NO.
I meant Battered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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he used the ninja sword to chop his head off
and then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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I have seen you do this.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54,
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It's how you met, isn't it?
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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Yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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I can't believe I actually fell for it.
The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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shouldn't you be pounding the streets on the rory campaign?
not wasting time hanging around here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55,
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Pounding rory's ass.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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i actually irl snorted at this
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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it's such an image
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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what campaign
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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check your sig
you dribbling spastic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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thats so yesterday, dahling
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19,
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Tonight I plan to smoke, drink and dance the hoochie coo
Tomorrow night, the same if I can get away with it.
Sunday, unavoidable boring shit with the inlaws.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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inlaws. more like shitlaws
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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Bin-laws more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:46,
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INORITE!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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you should have
"Saved" that answer for later..
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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Yes, it is a good one
Perhaps I should start my own thread with it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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is there time for us to snuggle?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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Of course!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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WINNING!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08,
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6/7 eh? How do you feel about that?
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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Hello new comedy account.
I'm drowning in a sea of mediocrity.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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Shut your mouth then.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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I can't suppress the voices any more stunned, my mind must be heard!
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02,
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No, I mean it will stop you drowning.
Monty fell down 6 flights of stairs with two litres of whisky and didn't spill a drop. How is this possible?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21,
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When did you first become aware of this mediocrity?
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03,
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Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03,
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Classic projection here. You're bored of life, bored of OT, bored of the Internet. You must DYAAKY
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08,
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clock.msurma.net/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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A NEW COMEDY ACCOUNT WOOOOOO!
I hope its better than the last one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:05,
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We should know!
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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THE rapist?
you've got some stiff competition around here before you can claim that crown
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10,
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whats your favourite dried fruit
name an animal that can't vomit
favourite colour?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:11,
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It's my job to ask the questions my dear.
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:11,
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you haven't asked one since you got here
what sort of shit therapist are you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:14,
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Why do you think that might be ?
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21,
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i dunno
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27,
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Fecklessness.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:30,
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4/7 and I pay almost no attention to the news so anyone who got less is a half-wit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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I hate you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01,
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No you don't.
your admiration for me, mixed with your jealousy is just overwhelming.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02,
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sometimes i do genuinely think you two would make a good couple, you know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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i always get confused and think they are the same person
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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I'm not sure which is the worst of these posts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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uh
no offence, CQ
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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hahahaha
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10,
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Oh, click
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:12,
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Right, that's it, I'm leaving.
at least until next Tuesday
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25,
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oh god, what have I done?!
You're just here for newbie tuesday to get fresh blood
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:26,
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Goodbye Newbie Tuesday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27,
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i am laughing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10,
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3/7 and two of those were lucky guesses
I haven't watched an episode of the news for ages, I'm afraid I wont be able to catch up with the storylines if I start again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01,
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Kat is a slag and Alfie is a doormat.
It's all you need to know.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01,
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right
and they are?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02,
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MP's
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03,
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MMPS is on home and away?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:11,
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It's been so long since I watched Neighbours that I don't even know those characters.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03,
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i saw home and away the other day, i don't think it's changed in 15 years
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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Do they still have those horrific school uniforms
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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dunno i only saw a few minutes and irene was still in it and some other faces i recognised
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08,
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And the girl, Sal I think her name is, who used to be
a little cross eyed 10 year old now owns the caravan park and has taken on the mantle of Ailsa.
I didn't see Bouncer or Vinegar Tits.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19,
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bouncer was neighbours
remember the dream
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:20,
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What was Vinegar Tits in?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24,
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the x rated chip shop menu
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25,
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Ahhhh, no. You are WRONG.
It was Prisoner Cell Block H.
He used to bring me roses,
I wish he would again.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27,
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man, I really want a pickled egg, now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28,
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I fucken love pickled eggs.
I get a bit windy-pops afterwards.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:29,
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I watched Neighbours TODAY
true fact.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:20,
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i heard it was quite surreal these days
there was even a role playing plot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23,
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Is Alf still in it?
What about the head teacher that married that Aussie bird out of Emmerdale.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24,
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It was
Kirsty McColl
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:45,
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