In November, I had a thousand free messages.
"That'll be plenty," I thought. Then I used two thousand and had a 200 quid phone bill.

Bent.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cool story, bro

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

are you some sort of bitch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

fuck off, no you didn't
2000+ texts would mean you were sending one every 10 mins 24 hours a day or shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Yes, I did.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

ah ok my maths was out, its 0.36 per hour
do-able i guess, but you must have ahd sore thumbs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

i didn't factor in 8 hours sleep here, someone do it for me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I'd struggle to type slowly enough
to only manage one text every three hours.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

YOUR NOT FACTORING IN YOUR SLEEP YOU PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

At 0.36 texts an hour
there's plenty of time for sleep. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could sleep for 23 hours and still knock out the same amount of texts in just the one hour.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i hate you kroney

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

clickendis

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Kroney is a 13 year old girl on the internet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

*moving to defcon pedo-bongle*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Officelol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

hahahaha
'Kroney's 'log' bedroom date 2.781, communications with the species known as woman have broken down, only the holodeck can ease my suffering now. Load "Frozen Fecal Fantasies"'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

this needs all the clicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

it has mine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

You smell.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Did use Excel to create ths?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Obviously

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

now work out how many texts it would be factoring in 8 hours sleep
i keep coming up with fewer texts per hour, and that ain't right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

4.18?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

3.1495

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Always with the pies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

4.16 recurring.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

how did you get to that conclusion? very close to mine, what did i miss?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

oh wait we got the same answer, i misread it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

One text every fifteen minutes
isn't that much.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

it is if you think about it
because it won't have been a steady rate, you'd have gone hours without sending one, then you'd send tens or possibly hundreds in one hour,a nd then lull again

2000 is a lot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

if he sent very long texts
they could guzzle up 4 or 5 at a time?

i had a boyfriend who used to send me dreadful texts that would say things like "c u" and "4" and all the text speak i loathe. i was so relieved when i found out he had a shit old phone that simply couldn't cope with multiple messages.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

this is like a really shit episode of countdowns

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

it's less interesting than that, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)