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say that you and your colleague go out for lunch
and you have chips and a joint pot of mayo, or strips of pitta and a joint stash of houmous.
your colleague dips the end. fine. then they put the carbs in their mouth and bite, thus infesting the bitten end with their teeth and saliva. THEN THEY DIP THE BITTEN END BACK IN THE COMMUNAL DIP. NO NO NO NO NO. fucking rank. see also eating someone else's left-overs and sharing their toothbrush (yak).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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It is acceptable to turn the chip round?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55,
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it's not a dumpable offence
but the polite thing to do is to take a section of the dip with a knife and put it on your own plate. then you can do what the blue fuck you like with it. you can roll your grandmother's titties around in it and suckle them clean if you really like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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what is neurotic about not wanting someone else's spit and mouth germs in your food?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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But sucking their cock is fine?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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i dip my cock in her chive dip all the time
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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taramasalata
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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yes
that's different!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07,
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what if his cock has just been in someone else's mouth?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09,
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but if I chomp the end off a crudite, then turn ity around, none of my spit will go into the humms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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Grandmother's titties you say?
*ponders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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fucks sake woman, some of us have lung cancer and all you care about is your ranch dressing
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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correct
it's all about the priorities
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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i prefer b3th to you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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b3th is lovely
a wise choice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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What's the matter with salad cream?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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99.9% of it is wrong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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I prefer Tartare Sauce.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:01,
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That is more wrong than salad cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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tartare sauce is delicious
i love the one with jalapenos at my favourite local pub
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:06,
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everything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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