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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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say that you and your colleague go out for lunch
and you have chips and a joint pot of mayo, or strips of pitta and a joint stash of houmous.

your colleague dips the end. fine. then they put the carbs in their mouth and bite, thus infesting the bitten end with their teeth and saliva. THEN THEY DIP THE BITTEN END BACK IN THE COMMUNAL DIP. NO NO NO NO NO. fucking rank. see also eating someone else's left-overs and sharing their toothbrush (yak).
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It is acceptable to turn the chip round?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
it's not a dumpable offence
but the polite thing to do is to take a section of the dip with a knife and put it on your own plate. then you can do what the blue fuck you like with it. you can roll your grandmother's titties around in it and suckle them clean if you really like.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

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(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
what is neurotic about not wanting someone else's spit and mouth germs in your food?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
But sucking their cock is fine?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
i dip my cock in her chive dip all the time

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
taramasalata

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
yes
that's different!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
what if his cock has just been in someone else's mouth?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
but if I chomp the end off a crudite, then turn ity around, none of my spit will go into the humms

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Grandmother's titties you say?
*ponders*
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
fucks sake woman, some of us have lung cancer and all you care about is your ranch dressing

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
correct
it's all about the priorities
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
i prefer b3th to you

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
b3th is lovely
a wise choice
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
What's the matter with salad cream?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
99.9% of it is wrong

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I prefer Tartare Sauce.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
That is more wrong than salad cream

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
tartare sauce is delicious
i love the one with jalapenos at my favourite local pub
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)
everything

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

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