I could bore a hole into my lavatory door and it'll be good practice for your fetish ball.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fetish ball?!
I think you imagined that part
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Putting the moves on people all night from behind masks, you can't get much more fetish than that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

With the exception of rape
Of course.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Lowering the tone, much?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Keepin' it real DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Rape fetish is nothing to do with sex though, I think thats more of an after thought in the idea of controlling someone.
At least, that's what I get from the "Horrific Life" books I used to read.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

They should do some
'Choose Your Own Adventure' books like that.

To rape and murder your victim, turn to page 18.
If you want torture, page 27.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Haha, I bet you if someone bought out one of those books for adults, it would do well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

i think someone tried it, a few years ago.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

It was Chompy, wasn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Oh, ok.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

gonz man i've done a new thread where are you?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Alright gobs?
I'm all up in that, makin' my way there now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

safe as fuck

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

can I point out
that there will be no hot male lecturers there. Thus, I shall merely be (not) drinking beer and taking the piss out of students trying to pull each other
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

But I bet when you get home, you'll let out a little sigh as you nod off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I'll probably do the same after the chilli tonight.
I MADE A FART GAG!!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

KAPLOWIE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

There is a danger it'll go something like that, yeah.
Probably more from the missus though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

those are the best kind of gags

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I bet you can.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Ball?
Unless I'm mistaken, Cavy is a woman, therefore doesn't have a ball.

Thinking about it, though, statistically everyone on the planet has one ball.

Which just goes to show it's all bollock.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

lolwut

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)