Oh, back to the old ones again, eh Rory?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It did make me laugh that you had to get the Police involved, having given your PIN (you should read the advice that comes with it next time) to someone more inept with money than you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Well, I didn't really have a choice, as there was no other way to get my money back, you see?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You could have acted like a man AA, only pussys go running to dibble

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Yes, but it helps to find out who took it in the first place.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)

So you've given your PIN out to a whole host of persons
You should really only have a responsible adult with you if you're ever left outside
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

and don't ever play with sharp sticks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

And every single one of them I trusted completely.
Granted, that was a mistake, but you live and learn.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Listen to Rory, AA.
He's never made any mistakes in his life. Ever.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Of course.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

We all make Mistakes Rev, it's the caliber and how they're rectified upon which we are judged
So for instance marrying a fat bitch because you were unable to find anyone else to stick your milky moo up their stinkhole with and then going home to that every day until she ran you out of the house and left you living in the car would be considered to be a failure.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Just saying like
I don't want to bring your disabled kids into it, that shit aint fair
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Do you have a file on all of us?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I need it man, it helps me cut down on all the faux pas, I can't stand all the needless awkward moments on b3ta

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I think we should combine them all into a wiki style page.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I'll gaz up techno wizards Mistaspakkaman and Bill they'll have it up and running in no time at all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Isn't most of it already compiled in the qotw archive?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Never mind though Rory. Chin up though, eh?
I'm sure you'll find the right girl/boy eventually.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I have a feeling that by not being a whale hunter I'm already one up on you there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Fat horrors are people too Rory.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

At least one person here had sex with Bella, so that must be true

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I am constantly saddened
By the slimness of the overlap between 'would' and 'could'.

:(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I wouldn't have thought you'd have had the cash returned,
as it's always stipulated that you shouldn't give your PIN to anyone. Banks being the shits they are, I'd have thought that they'd have argued over even a tenner.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Bank didn't pay it back, but the lad who stole had to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I thought he was banned,
for being a twat or something? Or did I dream it?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

It turned out to be Lyes Upponne Ye Internette

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

:0

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)