You can't have a poo round a girl's house can you?
I'm not sure how much longer I can hold this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:20, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

not if you want her to sleep with you ever ever again
make an excuse to go out to the shops and stop at a pub, you incontinent beast!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Thought so.
As much as I like doing a poo it's not worth it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

the key to wedded bliss is separate bathrooms
there is nothing more off putting than realising your bloke smells like a fucking farm.

apart from when he farts massively in his sleep and then blames you. that was special.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

It's better than shitting yourself
and girls generally have spray stuff in bathrooms because their shit stinks as well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Girls shit?
Blimey. Do they weewee too?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Yes, but only once a month and it's red.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Tell her you have to go and wipe your spunk off your mate's mum's laptop
and then go for a pony in a local pub.

SORTED!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Just open a window
and hang out of it.

I tend to find this is best on a rear facing window as sometimes meddling neighbours call the popo
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

That's funny
because in Germany, popo is a childish name for an arse. Sort of like calling the police the bum-bum.

Sorry, I'm a bit high and probably talking nonsense : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Dan's Big Log.
www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Shit in a carrier bag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)