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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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complicated birth led to a nerve being severed or something meaning his jaw muscles are stuck shut.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Thanks a fucking bunch.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
If my memory serves me correctly he was 14lbs or something and had to be manhandled out of the vagina. Hence the damage to his face.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
How did they manage to get you out?
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Frankly I'm amazed your mother knew a midwife who had experience of birthing pure fucking evil.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
and yet completely fail to get how it works.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS!!!
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'd pimp my own granny out for a bottle of Diamond White, and she's been dead for fifteen years.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
He's a smart cookie too, wrote and directed the Rocky's and Rambo's and I think he has a doctorate from somewhere in engineering but that might be wrong. Bloke is pretty cool.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
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