Evening all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*BENDER ALERT!!!!*
Alright Tangles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Bender - listening to suede
Not a bender - listening to tittyshakers.

Not bad, Jeff. You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Good me old son.
Would you like the chance to call me a proper bender?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

No excuse needed really, but go on.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

The next band I've got tickets to see are these.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-yF3IXMTs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

That link is purple.
I can only assume you've shown us it before. Not that I can be arsed to go and check. Much as I love you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I can find you another track if you like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Well, who is it?
I might not care.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

It's these people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPsj4KgOXzo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Fuckin' hell!
That still involves clicking a link! I'm lazy and uninterested, Jeff. I thought you knew that about me by now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Why not just tell her it's a Bee Gees tribute act?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Because it annoys her Al.
Surely you, more than most understand THAT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

You would think so wouldn't you
but I'm totally incapable of linking my relentless insulting of that jonny vegas look-a-like and any sort of understanding of why people think i'm some sort of bastard.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I thought you were talking about me then.
I was going to call you out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

YOUR JUST A GREAT BIG MEANIE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

After that.
It'll be this on my 'next gigs' list - You'll like this lot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFvm399N_E&ob=av2n
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I'm going to see Slayer
then it's Donnington, then Kelly Clarkson.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

what a bunch of pricks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

If they are better than that link. I'll be gutted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Haha you bender
I assume you'll be wearing a sparkly spandex leotard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I'm not dressing down for the night!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Hey Tang.
We have a Noob who claims to love Tofu more than you do.

I'll hold your coat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I'LL FUCKIN' 'AVE 'IM
Only room for one peace-loving pacifist round here...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

...and that's Joey Barton.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

What is a Joey Barton?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

someone that homosexualists wouldn't know
on account of how he does football and stuffs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Ah yes, that renowned heterosexual practice of watching men in shorts running around after a ball.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Nah, he seems nice really
for now anyway
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

You're just saying that because he's pretending to be a lefty.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Your just saying that because you're pretending to be a dick

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

your just saying that because you're pretending to have facial hair.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Na
send the fuckers home. They're taking our jobs an' that.
Thousands o' kids as well. Fuckers.
Get back to the birch, that'll save us.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Right
outside, ya bastard.

Is it that way?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)