Yes please
Strong, as little milk as humanly possible, no, even less than that, in what world is that strong? Ah FFS, just give me the fucking thing.

Useless bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I want it the colour of a sunburnt Sri Lankan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Darker than a Nigerian after a house fire.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

As black as Monty's soul

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

as black as the cupboard where they kept me for years and fed me pins, pins, PINS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

how dark?
as dark as darcus howe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

haha!
Oak floored I hope
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

blacker than a guiness drinking Somalian's shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

This is the correct way to take your tea
But I'm afraid you're too late for this round.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)