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She's my best mate and she was being dramatic.
Plus I stopped her from getting a parking ticket cos she refused to move and I went and sorted it.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54,
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but after she gagged on your cheesy bell, you upped and left?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:56,
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Wouldn't touch her with yours pal.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06,
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that's a nice thing to say about your best mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10,
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She's very hot.
But very unstable. I can say that.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:12,
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Like a wonky, lit barbeque.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:14,
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I think that's her bio on Facebook.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16,
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Or
Chernobyl.
"She's going to blow, captain."
How's Davers?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:17,
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Not bad Phudders.
Kangaroo steaks for dinner tonight. Fucking lovely; I can't wait.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25,
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Will
they stay in the pan, or go "Boing de Boing de Boing all over Australia?"
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28,
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Probably not.
The missus will actually be cooking them, I'd best tell her to hop to it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:29,
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Well
here's a kid's song about kangaroos, starring our very own Ralph McTell.
Used to keep our youngest amused for ages.
bit.ly/bOxgtw
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55,
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You should blend them up instead
and make them into
marsoup
ial
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31,
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Jeff, give Cavey her log in back please.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:32,
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She's
a car?
Vauxhall Nova? Mini Moke? Reliant Robin?
Ford transit.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10,
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