first evening of the summer thread
it includes, curly fries, pinot noir and breasts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:20, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't listen to all those h8rs who say you're shit, you need to power on through this rough patch and post more !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)

evening rory, glad you're back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Cheers m8, it was touch and go, but once you suck one mod off, you've sucked them all off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27, Reply)

+'s kid
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16, Reply)

staring at the computer
not starting the big work thing I have to get done.

Also, I think I'm developing a cold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)

you should stop developing it and get better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)

i was expecting a joke about silver nitrate
but I guess this will have to do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

cameralolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Like "what do you call the wage earned by 5, 10, 20 and 50p coins between the hours of 10pm and 6am?"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:57, Reply)

convoluted
but I'll accept it

and steal it to use in a lesson one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Was
it silver nitrate or mercury they used to use to cure the clap?

I can't remember. Mind you, I'm not that old.

I'm not insinuating anything, Captain.

How's the piggies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)

mercury will sort pretty much anything, I reckon
it was used in photography, too - involved in the developing of daguerreotypes if I remember correctly.

Just looked in on the pigs. Higgs was snoozin', Homer was hidin'

how are you today Mr person I don't know as much about as you know about me?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Sorry
not trying to be creepy.

Just lurked for a long time. Used to like posts by BGB and lots of others. Things change.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)

BGB'll be back in good time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I'm not saying it'll be any time soon...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Hope so
she seemed very "sensible." How come that seems like an insult on here?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)

We'll be seeing her in 3 weeks time when she comes to visit.
I shall pass this on to her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I mostly just feel bad when people
know more about me than I do about them, makes me think I've been self absorbed or forgetful. Happens all the time because I'm both.

Tell me something abotu you so I can ask after you sometimes. Like do you have a dog? then I can be like "hey! Phuds, how's your dog?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Yay
Yes I do have a dog. She's lovely, a cross between an Old English Sheepdog and a Border Collie. I walk her four times a day and we're very happy. Very hungry. All the fuckin' time.

But lovely.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

*files away infomation*
that sounds like the best dog cross EVER
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

It
is.

I would post a pic but I don't have the technology. I bought her nearly ten years ago.

*emo alert*

Bout of depression, six months looking out the window wondering how to end it all, not leaving house, etc.

Thinks, "I know, I'll get a dog. Then I have to go out."

Worked a treat.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

fair play
and that's not the kind of dog which will let you be sad. I imagine she has lovely shaggy fur and is all slobbery. Oh man, I love your dog, you need to take photos. Gonz might pop with excitement
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I'll
try. I've got an iPad, or at least, the wife has. Can I use that and upload it to dropbox or something?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

try b3tards
or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

OK
I'll give it a go tomorrow. I have an old but perfectly serviceable digital camera but no USB cable.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Best offtopic post 2012
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1621436

it's not on the popular page :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

it's a new high

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Hey lets everyone post their favourite you porn links !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:43, Reply)

oh man there are gonna be some sore people tonight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I DON@T KNOW IF THIS IS LEGAL !!!!!!
www.youporn.com/watch/566257/teen-wakes-disabled-senior-up-by-sucking/?from=search_full&pos=1

NSFW AS ITS GOT NAKED APES SISTER AND DAD IN IT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:46, Reply)

laugh it up, but I get 10% royalties, BOOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Only
10% ?

I get 30.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)

and all you did
was wank off Naker's dad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:04, Reply)

No
I just watched while someone else did. Best 10 pence I ever spent.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)

At work until about 9:30, if all goes well.
Sigh.
( Kroney, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

God this weather makes me so happy.
Spent all day in Greenwich Park, the only downside being the girl I was with was ill half way through. I just left her and went for a wander. I'm off to the pub with my brother in a bit and then I'm drinking round Soho in the sunshine all day and evening tomorrow. Summer vibes baby.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)

who says chivalry is dead eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

She's my best mate and she was being dramatic.
Plus I stopped her from getting a parking ticket cos she refused to move and I went and sorted it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

but after she gagged on your cheesy bell, you upped and left?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Wouldn't touch her with yours pal.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)

that's a nice thing to say about your best mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)

She's very hot.
But very unstable. I can say that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Like a wonky, lit barbeque.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:14, Reply)

I think that's her bio on Facebook.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Or
Chernobyl.

"She's going to blow, captain."

How's Davers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Not bad Phudders.
Kangaroo steaks for dinner tonight. Fucking lovely; I can't wait.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Will
they stay in the pan, or go "Boing de Boing de Boing all over Australia?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Probably not.
The missus will actually be cooking them, I'd best tell her to hop to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Well
here's a kid's song about kangaroos, starring our very own Ralph McTell.
Used to keep our youngest amused for ages.

bit.ly/bOxgtw
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

You should blend them up instead
and make them into marsoupial
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Jeff, give Cavey her log in back please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

She's
a car?

Vauxhall Nova? Mini Moke? Reliant Robin?

Ford transit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)