Double Oh Boy!
There was a poster with this months copy of Empire! It's got Batman on one side and Catwoman on the other! I wish I was 16 again and had never known the pleasures of a woman so that I could put it on my wall and have a wank while looking at Catwomans arse.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

alright gonz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Alright depressing woman who treats b3ta as her own personal blog.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

cl +d
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

dickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

urgh
you dirty bastard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I liked when she posted a link to her ebay business and she seemed to be selling twenty copies of 'Bunty'
and that was it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

That's pretty much all I *was* selling that week.
Just so I know, why are we all picking on me again? Is it my turn or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

i stuck up for you by calling quentin a dick
because strikethroughs are a sign of TRUE WIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

w t +d +ck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

That's so cruel.
I'm totally defriending you on facebook. And I'm going to set my Scouse assassin on you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Isn't that all women on here?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

yeah barry and AA were at it earlier

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

And Kroney in his down days.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Kroney is over all that now
and able to offer Baz the benefit of his experience.
*group hugs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Oh I wasn't that bad.
I mentioned I was down a couple of times, that was all. You were just annoyed that I wouldn't say what had gone on, thereby giving you something to laugh at.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

haha

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

And a lot of the men.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

It's getting a bit too huggy again recently.
someone needs to draw a line.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

It'll all change when you have power, Chompy.
We'll all learn then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I'm a harsh but fair master.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.
Like that? Am I doing it right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I think there should be someone on hand at all times to call the waaaambulance to take them away to sopzsylum

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I don't really get on through the day much so I can't say I've noticed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Same old shit DG same old shit,
how's the new job? Got any going for stats masters?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)

New job's alright, ta.
Looking quite promising that it could become longer term and potentially permanent. Alas, I'm afraid I don't think there are any of those types of jobs going. I'm assuming things are looking less than rosy at the moment?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I'm safe until November at the earliest but it looks like NHS direct will be no more after that.
It's being replaced with cheaper/worse service called 111 which isn't provided nationally but will be commisioned and staffed locally.
I have a feeling it'll work great, and save loads of taxpayers money.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

There is no way this is a bad idea designed to solely benefit private companies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Next you'll be suggesting that these private companies are run by old friends of Gid and Dave.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Competition is brilliant!
I especially like the way that the sort of job I do, will have to be recreated in every region. So that instead of 3 people forecasting 10 million calls a year you'll get 15 different groups of people forecasting 650,000 calls each. But the teams will be maybe 2 people so that's a definate saving.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

it's not about saving money
it's about spending enough to keep the system moving
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Brilliant plan by Andrew Langsley
I'd write to my MP if he wasn't a Tory cunt who's desperate to get into the cabinate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I think you dropped this (!)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

NUN SHALL PASS

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)