hahahaha
Waiting for my shit tube, a posh jezzer runs down the stairs to the other platform, pink shirt flapping and blond hair flopping in the breeze.

"Ya ya just getting on the tube" he bellows, and runs full-tilt into the doors exactly as they close and he bounces off, deposited right on his arse on the platform.

I may be laughing til 11 at this. What a cock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What's a jezzer?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I don't care
The story is funny enough without knowing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

The musings of an inquisitive mind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I inferred from the rest of the story that it was some kind of Hooray Henry.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

yes
hugos, ruperts, jezzers or jerrers.... you know the type. white cuffs on a pink shirt, that kind of thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Someone called Jeremy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Laxatives not kicked in yet?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)