totally drinking a beer sat on my doorstep right now.
Barry's asleep on the kitchen floor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ha ha ha. Day off then?
Edit: have you stolen his ipad yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I'd never do such a thing.
sent from my ipad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Was he any good?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I imagine it was like fucking a whale's blowhole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Barry usually sobs into the pillow most nights anyway

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

"Why, WHY did she leave meeeeeeee"
*reaches for booze, drugs and ipad*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

IVEFUCKINLOSTMYCHANELSUNGLASSES
boohoohoohooboohoohoohooboohoohoohooboohoohoohoo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

at 11.30 AM no less

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Day off then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

day off raping barry then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

day off hahaha! raping barry on the kitchen floor rape day off barry?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I left yours around 5am
there's very little to do at work today so I have opted to ring in sick.
(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Sounds like my decision to head off early was a wise one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

decision barry rape 5am hahaha day off rape barry off decision

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Not necessarily
I'm just a spanner for staying up ridiculously late and getting hammered midweek. I don't actually feel all that bad, I just really, really didn't want to go to work. Especially given that there's next to bugger all for me to do there today.
(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

spanner hammer barry rape day off 5am! hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

barry barry rape day off barry day off rape barry barry rape fuck day off rape barry fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

left yours at 5am barry rape fuck day off barry rape 5am day off barry rape fuck hahaha?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

day Barry off kitchen rape Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

5am barry rape day off rape barry hahaha rape? 5am!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Hahahah RAPE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Best of all the vegetable oils

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

vegetable oil 5am barry rape day off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

This is funny
(!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

funny vegetabole rape barry day off 5am barry hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Couldn't you have poured him onto a couch?
You fucking bad host you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

He was too busy raping him
at 5am.
In the Kitchen.
Hahahaha.
On his day off.
Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

DAY OFF

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

i don't have a 'couch' you vulgar man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

So what do you call a chair then?
And yet another reason not to live in London.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18234930
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Where is Kroney anyway?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

i raped him at 5am Hahaha etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Merde rape?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

first degree merder

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Some interesting stuff in that report!
About how French bureaucracy and red tape is worse than England, how it's easier to sack someone in the UK than in France etc etc.
On the other hand, we've got the CBI and the Tory toffs saying we need less bureaucracy and the only way to protect jobs is to make it easier to sack people!
Cunts.
BTW, from the figures they've given, there's more French people living in London than the whole population of my home town
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Lets have some stories then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

there aren't any really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Specifically stories about kitchen rape at 5am on a day off hahaha?
Or do you think we've covered that adequately?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

No, this hasn't been milked to leathery emptyness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

funny day off spanner hammer rape hahaha barry
5AM
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

www.funwithspot.com/uk/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Thanks Rory!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

www.funwithspot.com/uk/story_creator.html
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Where's Bobby when I need his creative input

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

ENJOYING FOUR MONTHS DOING NOTHING, SUCKER!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

His left hand will be all leathery by September
how will he cope
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

omfg i know what i'm doing this afternoon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

spot gets raped on the kitchen floor at 5am hahahaha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

actual officelol
*kills self*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

barry 5am couch hammer spanner rape day off hahaha!!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

WINNA!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Well it's not Sasha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

>:(
she left a long time ago man, i'm over it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)