Nothing much.
Alt: Mooning someone. It took me till I was 46 to do it. I wish I'd done it sooner.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hey up!
who'd you moon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I aimed for a couple of pals but some strangers got in the way.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)

haha!
A friend of mine was very drunk after wales won some rugby thing a few years back. Another friend was wearing very loose jeans. The first friend decided to lunge at him and pull his trousers down. It worked, but his pants came down, too, giving some woman and her 3 year old an eyeful of cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

That's the only way I ever want to be 'full' of cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)

you like getting skullfucked?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Well one of my eyes stuck outwards, so I pulled the lazy bugger out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

are you a qualified optition then?
because if you are I'm not coming to your practice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Poor kid.
Anyway go for it! And happy birthday for tomorrow.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)

ta
I shall spend the first part packing and mopeing, then 4 hours driving and then the rest of it wasted in a field hanging out with rats and wizards and dressed as an Egyptian alchemist.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Awesome!
My birthday is in a couple of weeks. Weekend after next will be spent in a large field with thousands of metal heads.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

sweet!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

With any luck I might get a drunk neanderthal grope my tits.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:35, Reply)

yay!
I plan to go round tomorrow shouting PIIIIITTTTTTTTTTY MEEEEEEEEEEE and hoping it gets me lucky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I can see no reason why it wouldn't work.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I'm mooning you right now
Which is awkward as I'm in the pub
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Dirty boy!
Have you missed me?
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Like a dog misses air when sealed in a hot car :*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Not much then.
Just nipping in while I'm full of the cosy glow that a bottle of white wine gives.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I sure have

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Hi hon!
How's life on the bread line?
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

yeasty

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Nomnomnom.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

so pleased to have seen you at bristol x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Really??
Noonoo from the Tellytubbies had nothing on me.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

gosh yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

It was nice to see everyone too.
Hoping to make your birthday soiree this year too.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

that is mandatory

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Noted and diaried.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)