the main ingredient to add grossness is
red mashed up jelly and houmous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Vodka jelly I hope.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)

if we'd have thought ahead we might have
but I think it's just some booze with mashed up jelly in the bottom to ressemble the insides of a womb
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

For the full sensual effect, are sardines involved?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

oooh
will suggest that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Nooooooooooooo.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

you're making it harder to mock you for aging
as you are so clearly not growing up.

I do wish i was you sometimes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Its the larping you really wish for, isn't it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

seriously, does her life not sound like fun to you?
apart from the no sex I mean. it's all running around in feilds being a twat and drinking stupid stuff, or taking pictures of stuff or knitting eye-balls.

sounds great to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)

sometimes it's good
sometimes there's paperwork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

What paperwork is involved in enforced celibacy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

my nethers have to be registered SORN

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Slightly Odd, Rarely Needed?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

yeah, well, I know it's a minority opinon
but, in some ways you are living the dream, you even have a job you give a fuck about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

thank you for that :)
I will actually think about it like that when I'm feeling shit about the world. After all, not everyone gets to have apple trees and orange walls.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

'zackly
Minority opinion, as I say, but still I admire your ability not to give a fuck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

i'm totally a grown up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

The fuck you are
a mortgage does not a grownup make.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)

but you're not growing up either.
and she's at least got a permanent job, a mortgage, and pets. not to mention a shed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I have a permanent job.
and a kid and an ex-wife
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Hi dad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)

you should be asleep young man, your bedtime was over 2 hours ago.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Awwwwwwww
Can I just stay up to watch Knight Rider?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)

no.
now go to bed, you have school in the morning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Alright I'm going
*slams door and stomps up the stairs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You are so lucky I am not your dad.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)