You
shouldn't even mention "hip" at your age. Tempting fate an' that.

No offence, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm already arthritic.
My knees are fucking shot. They'll go long before my hips do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I have a wicked cut on my knee after yesterdays bike crashes.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Flid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

chicks dig scars
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

They don't dig flids.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

What about deacons?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Or
Bishops.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Au contraire.
We do alright.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)

S'allright
you can get plastic inserts, these days.
And not always from Ann Summers.
Unless they won the contract, of course, which is entireably possible. Imagine having dildos for knees.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

"Granny, why is your knee buzzing?"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)

"It's
made of beeeez, so don't get too close."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Dildos don't buzz. You're thinking of vibrators.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I bow to your superior knowledge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)

They're pretty hard on the batteries, mind.
Or so I've heard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)