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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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MorningI spent the weekend annoying people by being grumpy about the Jubilee. One of my oldest friends husbands defriended me on FB after saying how he wished 'all lefties would take their tatty jeans and dirty roll ups and fucking fuck off'. So that's pretty much how I plan to dress when we all get together in August.
I also saw Prometheus and it makes less sense than any film I have ever seen that wasn't trying to not make sense. What a crock of self important, po faced shit it was.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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Fuck me, I had a hard time working that one out.None so blind as those who wish not to see, and all that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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You've been robbed of President Kinnockthat's got a ring to it you'll have to admit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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He would've been a shoe inThat clan have done amazingly well out of all being non productive windbags
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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This is the biggest problem for a british republican.Who do you have as president / head of state?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Presidency is pretty pointless.If they removed the majority of assets and kept the payroll down to the head of state and their immediate successor in title I don't believe anyone could have a legitimate gripe
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Fucking hell that's a scary thought. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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battered for reaching things on lower shelves and then getting angry about it!(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
poor kid always left with thirdsies on the wank mags cos he never had a chance to steal any from the newsagents(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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Ridley Scotso that he's too busy to make a sequel to Prometheus.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:24,
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Apparently not.judging by the interviews I've read.
Anyway, that presupposes that it has any direct relation to Alien, which apart from one pointless scene at the very end, it really doesn't have.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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Alien is shit.What a tedious pile of space-wank.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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It's really not.Although my problems with Prometheus have nothing to do with the fact that it's supposed to be related to Alien. They are to do with the fact that it's shoddily made, badly structured, poorly characterised, nonsensical horsehit that seems to think it's saying something profound but in reality is like one of those rambling idiots that stand outside shopiing centres waving a bible and saying things like 'All sins are equal in God's eyes, from stealing a bar of chocolate to raping a child'*
*verbatim from the fucker who stands at the top of Southend High Street.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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Haha scarpe reviews Star Wars !! lol(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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bobby was rambling about light sabres yesterdayhe's thirty
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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that's probably a bit old for his first light sabremuch darkness there is in him
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STRIKETHROUGH GOLD !!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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hE'S LIVED LIFE MANAND BY THAT I MEAN HE'S PLAYED A LOT OF COMPUTER GAMES IN HIS ROOM
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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this is the very best way to get life experienceONLINE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Ha.I'm not as geeky as this is making me sound, I swear. It's just that it's genuinely bad, bad film making.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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It does, it has the presence of the space jcckeybut then it spoils it by not having the engineer die in his chair, which is how it was found in Alien.
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Yeah, but it's set on a different bloody planet, so even that makes no sense.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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It is, it's given a different name in the film.Edit: I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and say that's just a continuity error, but it's a pretty fucking huge one if it is.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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or they just change the name of the planetor if you'd been paying attention you'd know it was a fucken MOON they went to
you'd be a lot more interesting with a pint inside you
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but scarpewhy don't all lefties take their tatty jeans and dirty roll ups and fucking fuck off?
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They've all been rounded up and used as slave labour as security for the pageant.and then 'disappeared'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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If Liz or the Duke of Edinburgh die this Summer,it'll go down officially as the worst Summer ever for telly. Jubilee, Funeral(s), AND the fucking Olympics. Awful.
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you forget euro footballalthough there will be some lolracism, which was missing from the Jubilee once the Duke went to Hospital
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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Wimbledon too,although this is a yearly torment. Andy Murray is the new Tim Henman. Although not as posh.
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