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So Ray Bradbury is dead.
SciFi writers thread?
"The Illustrated Man" & "Something Wicked This Way Comes" were some of of my faves by above.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:10,
224 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
He was almost as shit as Apeloverage.
I rate him a 6 on the 'Pratchett Scale'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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read more of Monty's reviews in the daily smelly tramp.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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that's hardly fucking fair
monty doesn't smell.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:21,
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from the woman who got shat on that's hardly a glowing endorsement.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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i thought it was piss?
malc's mate definitely said it was piss
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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what are you smoking this morning?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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malc's mate said he pissed on this girl
i assumed it was you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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nope
i did not sleep with the imaginary mate of your imaginary mate, sorry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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I think she was shat on as well.
could be a QOTW lie of course.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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oh for gods sake swipe, a little dignity please
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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bit late for that Q
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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it missed me, ACTUALLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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poor aim? sadtimes.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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it was a drunken sleepy shart
don't pretend you wouldn't pay to have billie piper do the same to you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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I'd rather have sex with her.
if I had to, the weird looking wonky toothed floopy tited sexpot.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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she's got a wide mouth
i bet you could fit a whole cup in there
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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Nobody is as shit as Apeloverage.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Pratchett Bristol stool
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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if youre looking for a good topic for a book to write,
Then you could write one about the person who got up late and rushed to the train station and made his train by a few seconds instead of having to wait 20 min for the next one... I'll call it "a life story about a man who rushed and just about made his train by a couple of seconds, who was called Pops"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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I'd prefer to read that than the piss-poor 'sci fi' dribblings of 'Ray Bradbury'.
FahrenSHITE 451 I say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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William Gibson
The 'Burning Chrome' collection of short stories* was excellent as was the Sprawl trilogy. I loved 'Idoru' but wasn't as impressed with 'Pattern recognition'.
I like most of the old-school classic writers - Asimov, Pohl, Heinlein et al.
*Johnny Mnemonic was a great short story but a shit film.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:20,
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yeah but the thumb guy
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Keanu Reaves can ruin the best of stories.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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I'm Struggling thru
The latest Iain M. Banks book.
First time I ever thought I'd say that.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Which one?
I quite liked Surface Detail, has there been one since?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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I had a bad start to reading Mr Banks' stuff...
...Feersum Endjin (SP) - found it stupidly hard to wade through the spelling so I didn't bother - a bit like Gonz's stuff only way too long.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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Douglas Adams, I liked him.
he died, sadtimes :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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I liked Adams too
More for the Hitch hikers guide series than the Dirk Gently stuff though.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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I like the bit about the truck driver who hated rain
and everywhere he went it rained. he didn't know he was a rain god and the clouds just wanted to make him happy.
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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ave you read Last chance to see?
I have it as MP3 read by Adams himself, it's quite lovely.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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Dick Bently more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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Sorry, Adams gets 9 Pratchetts
for being a smartarse knobhead who was considerably less clever than he and his 'fans' believed him to be. He was the 'Red Dwarf' of authors and I for one don't miss him a bit.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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that's probably because you're a filthy hippy that likes reading germaine greer.
and not even wanking over it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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Dune is a very good book, WHICH HAS NO SEQUELS
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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if u dig da spise klik I liek diz.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Or prequels - at least none written by Brain Herbert!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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William Gibson is good.
But Sci Fi and Fantasy are epically bent. Just because a book is massively long, it doesn't mean you have to be extra clever to read it. There's a very deep strain of hilariously misplaced intellectual grandstanding which is pretty much unique to Sci Fi and fantasy fans.
There's a very good reason that the vast bulk of that stuff is ignored by literature academics. It's because it's shit.
Hope this helps.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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I like Gibson's work because it's not overly-explained
It's also kinda believable, instead of the huge sweep of, say, the Dune books, it takes place in a world you and I could inhabit.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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believabity has fuck all to do with it. Neuromancer's power is in its treatment of the posthuman in the modern gothic.
As any fule kno.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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is spouting pretentious bollocks part of you 'persona' or do you mean this shit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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that is not pretension, it is what that novel does.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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^ gayest post ever on the internet ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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EVER.
It's an achingly beautiful post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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William Gibson is a fucking bent 'cyber' spastic.
Therefore, by association, so are you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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I grew up onsftuff like Heinlien
ANd while I've gone off sci-fi abit lately I still think the genre has a lot to offer it's one of the few that routinely explores new ideas and 'what if' questions and is more rsiatnt to becomeiong formulaic than most genres.
I don't think I'd read any or Bradbury's stuff other than Farenheight 451, which was good but, to my mind had dated rather. I imagine it was quite groundbreaking in it's day.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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It was written in the McCarthy era.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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makes sense.
Like I ay, at the time, probably epic, these days, not so much, but then I fell similarly about Shakespeare so I'm obviously wrong.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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lol at sci fi not being formulaic.
A genre characterised by sticking to a well established, heroically bent formula is not formulaic.
Well done CQ.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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What's the Sci Fi formula then?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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futurism, sciency stuff etc.
The fact that it is a very prescriptive and didactic genre.
Y'know?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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That's not a formula, that's a genre.
that's like saying all romance novels involve "romance" and as for them being didactic, that heavily depends on the authour and your own reflections on the book.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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it's a formula. there has to be certain elememts to qualify it as sci fi, hence the formula.
And didacticism runs deep in the genre, it's one of the many reasons why it is so laughable as reflective culture.
See also it not being anywhere near as clever a genre as its fans think it is.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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It's a formula alright. A lazy, tedious formula for lonely turds from IT with BO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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"lonely turds from IT with BO"
haha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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What your'e saying here is that all novels are formulaic
and have to be in order to fit into a genre, but you're focussing it entirely on sci-fi/fantasy. You're being intellectually dishonest.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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no.
That is explicitly not what I am saying.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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"it's a formula. there has to be certain elememts to qualify it as sci fi, hence the formula"
Applicable to all genres.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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I think it was the great Rory Lyon who once put it best:
'EastEnders in space'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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Well it's not explicit is it, if that's exactly how it comes across.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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It's ok though, because it's sci fi that thinks it's cleverer than it is.
Sci fi.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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You're talking such bollocks, and being so proud of yourself.
There is nothing at all to be proud of about dismissing an entire swathe of culture which has been popular and celebrated since HG Wells.
That's willful ignorace and bloody mindedness you should just kill yourself.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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I think you should go to the transporter bay and calm down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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That's what you've got to defend your stance?
Talk about your intellectual grandstanding. Some sci-fi/fantasy books are formulaic, yes. Fantasy in particular. To dismiss both genres as such is ignorance.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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space+aliens/finding oneself
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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classic monty!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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Oh bugger off PD and take Boyce with you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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Sci fi is tedious and shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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My favourite has to be the transformers comics
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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I prefer the films, especially the 3rd one which I think was the truest to the cannon.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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It reached it's creative peak at the Generation 2 comic book and the Beast Wars TV series
I sware I'll cut anyone who says any different
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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Cybertron was good
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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Yeah that too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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i liked when optimist prime turned into galvertron and said 'its clobber time!'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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Urggh gay, you cybersexed with Ron.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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You mean canon right? Or are you referring to the accuracy of the autobots' guns?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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Oh god the shame
I'm handing back my sonic screwdriver now.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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You can have it back at the end of the day.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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Target 2006 was ace.
When I was 6.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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battlestar galactica or gtfo
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Gtfo please.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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prick
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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I don't like a lot of sci if but even I know BSG is the 'Crossroads' of the sci fi world
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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original or new?
i haven't seen either, both looked shit but the old one had Face in it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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i don't know any
and this thread makes no mention of food. hmm. can we say "fuck off back to qotw" on here?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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how much would i have to pay to shit on you swipe?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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and i mean a really runny, smelly curry poo
not a normal 4 burger a day one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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I think the going rate is a bag of chips and a pickled egg.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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thats a bit steep, she let the last guy do it for free :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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considering there is not enough money in the world to get me in the same room as you
i'd have to say you couldn't afford it, sweetheart.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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alright i'll send it by post
fucks sake, the last guy never had this much trouble
is it because i made it about money? would you have done it free if i asked?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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if you donate a kidney, a lung and a cornea to people in need
i'll think about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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i gave your mum some bone marrow last week
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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bit late for that
try my grandma, she only died 2 years ago.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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i gave your aunt some of my surplus organ the other day
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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nononononononnononnononnononon
do NOT set markymark off on my auntie. you'll be sorry.
we'll all be sorry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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unlike you she loves the double dipping
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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so she just admitted to being a prostitute then. oh swipey :'(
swwwwwipey, you don't have to put on the red light!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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urgh i am going to have that whining cunt stuck in my head all day now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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with every move you make?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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I want to make a pasta bake but some cunt has used my big dish. Can I throw their shit away? Can I swipe? What does the law say?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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you can
but you'd be exposing yourself to a claim for damages. you need to assess the value of the shit and the likelihood of the individual taking action to quantify that risk. if the answer is that you are exposed, serve a torts notice first.
/helpful
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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Thanks, and what if I want to stab the cunt?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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then you need a criminal lawyer
i am not a criminal lawyer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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don't worry bob, you'll neer get to stab any cunts
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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Are you Scottish?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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NO I AM JUST A POOR SPELLER PLEAS4 STOP PICKING ON QUINTEN
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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No you're not, it's part of your sock puppet character. You sad git.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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what is? being scottish because i'm definitely not scottish
or my spelling? because i assure you i do my best, i even use opera to pick up on my shit spelling but there are still some that get through :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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Spelling, no one believes the lies Q, we just play along.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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:'(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Considering this is about food
Wouldn't a torte notice be more appropriate?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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darling.... this sort of pun is NOT going to help the "luggage is piston" rumours!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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Calling him darling is not going to help the "swipe fucked piston" rumours.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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how many of your exes do you call "darling"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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How many of your exes do you call 'Jimmy Somerville'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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5 minutes Boyce, 5 whole minutes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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I'm at work - soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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I would do if any of my exes were as sexually successful as piston
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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Hold on, Swipey fucked Piston?
Bloody hell, what'd he do, drug her?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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That's the word on the street
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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I have a fondness for terrible puns.
Also, mentioning "The Game" to the geeks in the office makes them groan. A lot. This amuses me.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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The Dentrassi
Best cooks in the galaxy. Will that do?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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The Bent-rassi more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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don't you ever get bored of being repetitively negative, stopping only to be LOL-racist?
You really are better than this Monty. I think you should seek help.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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where's battered? its all kicking off and i need backup
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Your arm still bothering you CQ?
You've been relentlessly bad-tempered of late.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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ARm's fine.I am not a cheery bunny lately.
None of this changes the fact that constant cuntitude, especially from a man I know to be perfectly decent in person is: shit, boring and not worthy of him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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I'll stop being repetitvely negative when things stop being repetitively shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Fine, I'll flounce if you stop being a knob.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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DEAL.
See you on here later, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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Stick an alt in for the people who don't give a fuck please.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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I like Michael Crichton and dean kontz
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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GO TO WORK
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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Hah, I'm on the train, totally almost there!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Run like the wind!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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It's a shame he died.
But I have to ask... does Monty Boyce actually like anything that could be considered mainstream, or is he just a contrary bugger?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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i don't think mainstream has anything to do with it, it's all things, ever
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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it's cause he's edgy
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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He's really into Game of Thrones.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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He likes the vastly overrated Jimi Hendrix
He's also fond of hip hop, the proper stuff, not the shite you get these days.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Yeah, I wish he'd carried on living forever and ever and ever and a day
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Monty, earlier today:
www.roflemo.com/images/emo/Post-Glam_Speed_Folk.jpg
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Lots of things.
Just not shit things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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right everyone make at least one suggestion, and monty can post 'shit' to each of them
Snog Marry Avoid?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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SHIT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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don't tell the bride?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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Don't tell her what? I don't understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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britain unzipped?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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Is it? Goodness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:08,
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anything with cherry healey in it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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Having a blow job slash handjob where the second hand makes use of that bit of willy that is inside you between your balls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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I heard you like ace of base and the lighthouse family.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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SHITEHOUSE FAMILY I CALL 'EM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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do you scream THAT'S SHIT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG when you have a wank?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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I might do.
Yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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let's see how monty is getting on with his date.
oh dear, Janice has stated that she likes the twilight films. Monty appers to have gone red in the face and slapped the fork out of her hand.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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to be fair, they are shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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I've never seen one Q
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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i saw some bits of them, its very angsty
people trying to kill themselves, glitter vampires, topless werewolf men, it's rubbish
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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You see, if it was in space it would be EXCELLENT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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space werewolves couldn't bite you through their helmets
think it thru boyce
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:10,
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GOD I'm SO STUPID.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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hendrix vs the space vampires
is a film i would watch
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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HENDRIX WOULD EASILY WIN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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he'd have like a LAZERGUITAR
and some SPECIAL EFFECTS PEDALS
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:20,
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YEAAAH EEEYOWWWWwwwwWWWWWWW
Oh man that would be SO COOL!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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oh fuck you just took it to the next level
cowboy hendrix versus the space vampires
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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PEEEEooooWWWWWWWW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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Don't be vexed at Monty, he's just trying to establish his own persona
Just think of him as a surly teenager.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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I'm 40 next year, Captain Flaccid you cheeky cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:52,
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LOLOLOLOLIFEFAILOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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my brother was a late developer too
Like Gonzo!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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He's not dead is he?
Where
is Battered? I think we need to call the police here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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i was making a joke because gonz i a software developer and he is late for work
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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I get it now!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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is there an emoticon for complete apathy?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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*shrugs*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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:|
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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Ah, there we go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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nah i was thinking more :S
but that's probably confusion
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:32,
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Ah, you're getting old and grumpy.
Fair enough. I'm pushing that age when anything on Radio 1 is defined as an unholy racket.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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Didn't say you WERE a surly teenager, just to think of you as a surly teenager.
Also, I've been your age sonny, there's no guarantee you'll reach mine.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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It's not likely, in truth.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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*points and laughs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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I thought we were friends AA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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I wish more people responsible for sci fi were dead.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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I would be delighted if the science fiction section of every bookshop and library looked like this.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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Only cause there is a ladder for you Corbett.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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Shut up fatso.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Morning.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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It is yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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So miserable, is it because your kid is taller than you already?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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And my wife has less stretch marks than you, despite having given birth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:30,
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Your use of and makes no sense?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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its ok for me to call you short because i'm not fat, homeless or disabled
isn't it, kneehigh?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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Go and drown yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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if we both stood in 3' of water we could see who drowns first
shortstack
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:20,
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I read really quite a bit of science fiction, when I was younger.
I am a huge fan of Jules Verne, but to my mind the majority of it pales hugely into insignificance in comparison with the writing of someone like Dostoevsky, it's just throwaway shite - which has its place - but is on the whole a worthless heap of shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Do you need a hug?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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I'd prefer a couple of grand if I'm honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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At the risk of sounding like a chutney like Dozer
the books which have affected me most in the past few years have been Crime and Punishment and Papillon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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Is that where you hide your stash?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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Well I think you're all being very mean to sci fi.
What's it done to you? Nothing. It sits on its own in the corner of the classroom, minding its own business, occasionally adjusting its glasses and being mildly jealous of the cool kids like psychological thrillers and whatnot. Every now and again it checks out the arse of some chick-lit romance and wishes it was handsome enough to pull her.
It doesn't deserve all this bullying.
Fantasy does, though. At least sci fi doesn't dress up and run around in fields with gay foam swords.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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terrbile bulliyng of captain cavey
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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My post was totes an allegory.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:20,
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I work with a couple of larpers.
They make me feel normal.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:24,
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i just heard the sound of a chair tipping over and a rope going from slack to taut as if it was suspending something heavy coming from cavy's room
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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She was probably just stringing her longbow
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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That real adult people genuinely do that shit is beyond my comprehension.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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what, having fun, harming no one, regardless of what people think of them?
Terrible
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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exactly, worse than 10 hitlers arguing over who built the best gas chambers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:32,
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I'm inclined to agree with you Comrade.
Although I do find it a little odd.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:32,
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I do to some extent
but I admire their ability to genuinely enjoy themselves and not care that people regard them as a joke. I think the world would be a better place if more people were like them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:34,
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like the BNP?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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y'see the 'harming no one' bit in my original post?
as long as the BNP can keep to that, then I give them leave to exist.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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I'm not sure the BNP hold to that
Mainly because they have a terrible effect on my blood pressure.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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this would be your problem
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:41,
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It's the eternal problem
I don't agree with what they say at all. I think it's repugnant. However, I will defend their right to say it.
Which is why I found internet ramblings from idiotic monarchists saying people who don't believe in the Jubilee should either shut up or leave the country to be very offensive indeed.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:43,
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