Angry sex.
Is there any other kind?

Do you know what your Mrs has got you as a pressie?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Apple TV amongst other things.
Compared to the £10,000 I am spending on her eternity ring for our wedding anniversary I am making a large trading loss.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Hahaha. Always the fucking way.
Apple TV - nice. I am not a gadget man but they look cool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

And she's buying my present out of the £4k a month I give her to cover the bills, her pension contributions, items for the house etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Are you going to collect your birthday blowie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I shall jam it in her regardless of if she likes it or not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I think he's getting Cocking lessons

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Sorry EDIT: COOKING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Four fucking grand?
Jesus fucking H Christ. I either need a better job or a sugar daddy.
(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I've got pictures of his wife and she aint worth 400 a month let alone 4k.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Enough of that thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I could post them and we could have a poll?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)

400 what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)

groats
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Whats the exchange rate on that?
Ask cavy she'll know
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)

They're shit and buggy unless you only have apple products connected to your network.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Which we do at home, I use my ipad & my wife has a Mac. I rarely connect my Lenovo at home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Shouldn't be a problem try getting it to work with a NAS drive and you'll want to throw it into the sun.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Lets do some roleplay
you pretend to be your wife, I'll pretend to be you.
Now ask me for a £10k ring and I'll show you the correct response.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I was once The Lord of Her Ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Wotcher Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)

i can't imagine
a time when someone would want to spend that much on a ring. Is it magic? Does it come from Sauron?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)

It's fucking vulgur.
You can travel round the world for that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

We need a Lisa Standsfield link to go with that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Every thread could be improved by a Lisa Stansfield link.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Worst Lisa Standfield link ever was Steve 'Wacky' Wright on TOTP2. 'That was Billy Bragg's haunting and moving 'Between The Wars', I bumped into Lisa Stansfield in the BBC corridors the other day, she had a new haircut, i didn't recognise her, here she is singing...'

Fucking idiot.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

it's all relative innit
the value doesn't matter, it's how much time and thought they've put into choosing something that they thought you'd like.

however, if you know they earn a fortune and they have spent pennies, that will not bode well for future happiness. same if they earn a povvo salary but have spent money on a ring instead of a deposit for a house or a car or something sensible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I wouldn't be comfortable wearing something of that value though
even when I went engagement ring shopping with my best mate, all the ones I liked were under a grand.
(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Good girl.
Cheap date.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Cheap date and easily pleased
are not the same thing.
(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

It's the little things in life that matters.........
Ohhhhh... by the way have you met Battered
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Is he a dwarf or something?
I seem to have missed out on this piss take, meh.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I never mentioned overcompensating once

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Yes
he's taller than I am.
(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

cheap!
ummm, £1000 still sounds like a fuckload to me. There are better things to spend £1000 on. Cameras for example
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Wine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

3 months' salary innit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I thought that was just a myth propagated by jewellery companies
trying to screw more money out of people? It's supposed to be about the emotion and intent behind it, not the size of the rock. If I met someone I genuinely thought I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, he could propose with an onion ring and it wouldn't matter.
/hippy
(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i think de beers started the myth
in theory i agree with you. in flippancy, i am obliged to point out that nobody with any brains would want to spend the rest of their lives with a twit who couldn't even afford a decent ring, so it's academic...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

'Decent' is relative, though

(berk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)

*waves*
I give poverty a bad name
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

BON JOVI'S LESS SUCCESSFUL OLOLOLOLOLOL

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

money is that important to you?
I wouldn't want a waster (again) but being broke doesn't necessarily mean a waster
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i was joking
but i kind of agree. it has nothing to do with family money or what they earn now. it has everything to do with drive, brains, ambition and being hard-working.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

phew

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)