Do you know the difference between you and a razor blade?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is either Noel or HimJim. However, I am bored with playing guess the sockpuppet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

ed with playing guess the sockpuppet ing, dull, obvious and almost as likely to respond to a sockpuppet as Sherlock Tangles. *lights pipe*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Just what I expected you to say
*strokes chin*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH PENIS!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Chun-Li's less well known finishing move...

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

you should be seeing as you think I'm Quentin. You have proven yourself to be shit at the guessing game. Probably amazing at the crying game though ya big tranny lover.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I now believe CQ to have been Quentin, as it was him that forwarded me the gazzes that were supposed to be from you

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

They were from me, just edited cleverly.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

cleverly
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Don't be mean, it will get you angry then you'll flounce, again.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I'm not flouncing again. However, if I was to flounce it wouldn't be a lame passive aggressive one like CQ's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I wouldn't class his as a flounce, more just bowing out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

He went all emo. The left wing tosser.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

And I suppose you flounced 'correctly'? changing your name, having a cry 'cause KSwiss pwned you?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I don't think there is a correct way to flounce. The Cat Hater's was the most impressive I can recall in recent times.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I don't even believe in flouncing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I don't believe that man landed on the moon and safely returned from it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

That's because you're thick.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

CQ

( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

No, we are practically indistinguishable from each other.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

What the hell?
Is it that your book is shit?

You know your book, yeah? It's shit!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

It's not the real cunty shit book writer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Fuck it.
Dress like a cunt, I'll treat you like a cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Dr Dre's new single, available now on Stunned Records.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Dr Dre.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Kelly Holmes!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Want to stay at mine on the 23rd?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Are you asking Jeff or Kelly Holmes?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Phwoargh!
Kelly Holmes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Gay

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

simple but effective
i LOL'd
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

*ironylols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

darling, i keep telling you
thanks but no thanks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

You'd be all over it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

i've done worse, i suppose

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Me too.
It'd be glorious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)

mind you, i've seen the state of monty and jeff when you've fucked them
hmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

The phrase "knocked bandy" springs to mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

There's only one bed and he likes to sleep naked

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

And spoon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I wondered why you always treat me like a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)