I'd like to learn a few simple magic tricks, sleight of hand, things like that
Alt: Either money off my Dad, to help me clear the overdraft, or the ales the missus picked up for me, as she 'thought I might like them', which was nice of her. Two of them were lovely, one was shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What like Neil Patrick Harris?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Something along those lines, aye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Neil Patrick Harris is a weird name for an ale.
No wonder it was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

LTI
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)

You should wrap the bottle of the shit one
around her fucking noggin. That'll learn her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Ever the moderate.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Are you beering on the 23rd?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Dunno, first I've heard of it.
What gives?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Your mum, in exchange for 10 Lambert & Butler.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

POTD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

My mum doesn't smoke
but for a decent bottle of red, who knows?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Sorry. No french types allowed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Don't be a cunt.
Where are we going?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

He's just upset because you could get two of him,
one standing on the other's shoulders, inside each of my trouser legs.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

this is a very niche fetish
do let us know if you get any takers to stand inside your trews
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

none?
really?

this does surprise me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I do not have a popular gusset.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

We are going for a beer somewhere on Saturday night.
I am sure all are welcome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Yes they are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I'm going out for curry and drinks on the 24th
But I'm sure a Monty/Stunned/Battered night out on the 23rd would be a quiet affair that would in no way disrupt those plans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Starting at Gordon's Wine Bar on Villiers St, near embankment tube. Further locations tbd.
Kroney you are most welcome to join us.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Why sadface?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

She's well jelly, blud

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i was poking battered for not inviting me SPECIFICALLY
i might be free - i am at an overnight rave on the friday, so might be totally broken. but pencil me in and i might come to light up all your lives.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Please attend.
Bring your purse though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i get paid on the 20th
so that's ok.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I get paid on the 29th
so that's no help at all.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Is that the one that's just off the Embankment
and is a sort of 18th century cellar?
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)

amaaaaaaaazing cheese
not so much the range, but the quantity and the quality are excellent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I must definitely go at some point then.

(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Are you not attending on Saturday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I don't think I can, to be honest
I am even more LOLbroke than usual this month. Things keep costing me money.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

:-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I'll see, but it's likely a no
besides, it's Jeff's turn for your spare bed anyway.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I was hoping there'd be a cake in it for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Haha!
Wait your turn. Your birthday isn't til September.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I quite like cheese even more than I like not turning up at things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

+ then shove the broken remains up her arse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I was glad that she understood ale enough to know that there are some I simply won't enjoy, and as a result she wasn't too offended
WHEN I THREW IT IN HER GOD DAMNED FACE, THE STUPID WHORE.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)