Like Poppet here, I never partake in unhealthy actvities.
I saw a dead dog in the canal this morning. That was a bit unpleasant. It occurred to me that I had no idea what to do about it. I certainly wasn't going to fish it out and the LAZY PARASITES at the council certainly wouldn't be around to answer a phone at 7am, so I just walked on. I hope it's not still there tomorrow.

Alt: my turntables. I have a t shirt that I've had since 1990, but even I wouldn't regard that as technology.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:33, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You talk some awful shit mr boyce. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply)

This is not news to anyone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Bollocks to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

You're surely not going to walk away from free meat, are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I'd rather eat raw 'canal dog' than fucking tofu, sunshine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Haha
you justify it to yourself whatever way you can.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Listen pal
I've managed to justify my hammer attacks (in my defence some of them could be prostitutes) I can certainly work my way around eating a dead dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

There was a dead pidgion that looked like someone shot it with a BB Gun down the road.
It was there for about 3 days, just laying there, being all like a dead pigion, until yesterday when I walked past it and it wasn't there anymore. I don't know what happened to it, but I reckon that hole might have been stigmata.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

There was a pheasant in a tree dead for about 3 weeks where I take the dog for a walk
I think the foxes finally managed the climb for it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)