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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i am ashamed of the wanton greed and extravagance of my lunchfab restaurant near my office does a deal where you get a thing - could be a falafel or dead animal wrap; could be quiche or greek pie; could be smoked salmon or falafel, you get the picture - and a choice of 3 salads. so i ordered feta and spinach quiche and 3 tasty salads (as it's so dead on here anyway, i'll tell you it was a pasta salad, a lentil salad and a green salad with dill and spring onions).
THEN i saw the hot dish of the day. goats cheese and butternut squash lasagne. so i got a slab of that too. total cost: £15. total food: enough for 3 people. total amount eaten by me? enough for about 1.5 people with the rest shamefully going in the bin.
i feel very very very bad. and exceptionally fat, despite running 3.5 miles before work today. and i know that this is just the place to come when you are feeling bad about something and need sympathy. and fat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You know how some rappers only wear each pair of shoes once and then give them away?Swipey's the same. It's a little-known fact that London's booming hammock business is a direct result of her attitude towards bras.
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a box of half-eaten salads and a half-eaten quiche?when would i feel like eating that again?
no no no. in the bin with it. and back to the gym after work for me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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So you're so ashamed of what you did that you described at at length?By this logic I must assume you are also hugely ashamed of your breasts.
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Very well indeed mate.Hoping to start working from home in the near future, so it should knock an hour's traveling off my day.
How's it going at your end?
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Yeah not bad cheers mateWork is fecking mental, am quite jealous of your forthcoming status. Weather good enough up your way for some cricket?
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Yeah I'm quite looking forward to it now. They were going to rearrange the seating plan in the office which would involve me sitting with the most smug, self-satisfied, pain in the arse of a woman that you could ever meet. That really nailed it for me.
The weather has been somewhat mixed. Last weekend was a total washout, but the week before was glorious sunshine and we won both of our games. However, out of 6 league matches so far, we've only played 3. We've won 2 of them, so we're actually 3rd in the league having played less (fewer) games than anyone else, as the league is ranked on percentages.
Still looking forward to seeing FNM then you jammy bas?
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Alright taHad a big competition Saturday which went less well than I'd hoped it would, we keep getting passed over for younger couples who patently aren't as good as us. Nonetheless I've got two choices - get on with it and smile or get on with it and grumble
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She can deny it all she likes, but she can't hide the truth. Or chlamydia.(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
this is 2 references to my lovejugs in 2 minutesthat is smooth, even for you, stranger!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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This is what happens when I don't pander over them for agesIt's the internet equivalent of premature spaff explosion
All this smooth talk combined with my affirmed status as an in-closet bender must make your knickers positively sodden.
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yesdripping like a dilapidated ceiling at the end of a 25 year lease term.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Surely you could have kept that until later?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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a box of half-eaten salads and a half-eaten quiche?when would i feel like eating that again?
no no no. in the bin with it. and back to the gym after work for me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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urgh nowho wants a half-eaten version of their lunch for their dinner?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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If it's a good lunch, I have no issue having it againI buy 12 inch subs from time to time, eat 6 inches at lunch, then have the rest for tea
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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i saw this porno once where this girl had this guys really small willy in her mouthand then she vomited a pint of milk onto him
true story
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even worse!now with added hard bits and cold bits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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everyone stop picking on swipe!she ate like a gannet, this is nothing new
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NOW LOOKyou can call me ugly and fat and single and mental and anything else you like, there are ducks with less water rolling off their backs.
but lambrini? for the love of god man, stop fucking picking on me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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look out folks, swipe's fit to explodeshe's had a breezer at lunch by herself and she's gonna turn on the first man she sees
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I'm sure she turns on many men/panders
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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not enoughthere is NEVER enough pandering
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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if you hurry round herei'll smear the rest of it on your chest and get monty to lick it off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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could you not have given it to a homeless or someone else in your office? not having a go Swipe but it is a bit wasteful.
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What would the homeless want with it?They can't buy *any* gold label or drugs with quiche, man.
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