you were still waiting for the gaz from berk two weeks later that she viewed you as marriage material and would definitely spend ten days in croatia with off topics renowned lothario

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is berk a step up from whats currently costing him 50 quid a week at pizza express?
EDIt with vouchers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

i missed that, he's really blowing that girls mind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

He's got vouchers?
Why does he have to go to Pizza Express anyway? Are there not any cheaper local alternatives?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

pizza express is well cheap, they give away vouchers all the time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

They give you a free bottle of Prosecco (sp)
on the week of your birthday, that's pretty nice of them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

they sent my girlfriend a happy birthday message with her name written in flour
it was a bit creepy but she liked it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Was it waiting on your bed one night when you got home?
Because that is kind of creepy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)

no just an email
wtf?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

better than a outline of a body in flour.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

vouchers = instantly dumpable offence

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

fuck you swipe, sometimes i want 3 main courses for a tenner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

it's ok if it's for yourself, easy tiger
but if a bloke whipped out a voucher in a romantic setting.... shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Quinteninem's Dateable B3tan List
B3th
Captain Cavy
Amberl
Rachelswipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

i thought quint was bobby?
he's nice to me. he sent me some dvd's.

YOU'VE never done that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Bobby is Quint
but Quint is not bobby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i can send you DVDs if you want
is this one ok?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Why did I click that?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

stupid?
it says in the alt text you fool
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I for one like being married
as we are quite happy to use vouchers if they are available.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

But fucking prostitutes and being a bender is fine.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Have you got that the wrong way round?
I'm not really sure what you're getting at here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I replied in the wrong place,
Swipes disgust at vouchers on dates, but acceptance of a history of buying sex and being generally gay made me laugh.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Oh right, that makes more sense.
Yes it is funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

his hypocrisy at commenting on me made me laugh too
it's much funnier than anything he says intentionally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)

i bet you're gutted tho aren't you?
that internet lothario rejected you, now he's seeing the hottest b3tan stripper there ever was

gutted, swipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Chompys going out with a b3tan?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)

yeah the baroness
she's hot from the neck down, no offence PC
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Seriously? He's hitting that?
I'm impressed. I really am.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

CHARMING AND WITTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)

and with a strong jaw.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

me too, when i looked him up on flikr i was surprised that he wasn't really fat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)

This.
Unless you're getting decent discount on something costing a fair bit I'd rather kill myself than use vouchers/claim student discount. I shudder when I see students using their uni cards to claim 10% off in places like cafes where they're spending about three quid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Such a fucking drama queen,
Work out how many sunglasses you've bought and work out what you'd save if you got 10% discount on them all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

"NO, I DON'T WANT MONEY OFF!"
"Back away! Back away! I'll fucking cut myself instead of take any kind of discount, you hear? I've got standards!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

It's taxpayers money as well to be honest innit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I got discount on all of them.
I didn't say I'd refuse discount. I just can't think of anything more enbarrassing than asking for money off when you're buying something like a bacon sandwich. Which I've seen happen a lot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

You can't think of anything more embarassing?
You live a sheltered little world.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)

There is absolutely nothing more cringeworthy than paying less than the marked price for something.
Not even being caught with a ketchup bottle up your blarter.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Indeed I do.
I don't even pay my own bills.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)

That's a really stupid attitude.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Isn't it more pikey to be on a full government grant
the kids using discount cards will be the ones being funded by their parents Baz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

No I wasn't
My post there alone states that I couldn't plan anything until 26th March, which was over a month later.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

it was the lead up to that thread AA
you were angling for a holiday romance with berk
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Yes Rory, of course I was
At no point have you made any of this up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

you're internet sweatyhandedness is well known around omgOnlinEGURLS
you're the main reason applebite left
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Of course I am.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

you sicken me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I was totally dissed in that post
Berk can keep her small cocked racist, I'm now *upset*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Don't take the internet so seriously.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I WILL NOT LET THIS STAND AL!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

She's essentially said you're just as annoying as AA
YES THIS PERSON www.flickr.com/photos/69357721@N02/6306181767/in/pool-77617660@N00/

that must be like a thousand cuts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

She's worse than a racist, they deserve each other.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

he's got a lovers tongue, despite all his racist bile
i read that somewhere
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

The bile makes it all tingly
I'm not speaking from experience.

Oh fine, I am.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)