hello al
i am going to a vintage steam fair with victorian rides and everything this weekend. i thought that might float your engineering boat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

i like fairground rides
i'm off to alton towers in a week or so, it'll be good practice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Please make sure you take plenty of photos
of you riding on one of those miniature steam trains. Also, marvelling at a traction engine.

Is this with the ex? Please say yes.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

muppet, not that kind of steam engine!
vintage carousels and fairground rides, not trains.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Whatever, love.
Send your regards from the real ale tent, will you?

BTW: Look out for the guy with the dungarees. He'll be pretty old. That'll be the guy driving the miniature train. Flirt with him and he'll probably let you drive it!
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

there are no trains!
idiot boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

will you be driving there then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

it's all go for you eh?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

i like rollercoasters
sue me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

you'd better hire a good lawyer then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

against you?
my dad's budgie can handle that one, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

nah, I'll probably hire a lawyer, you should do the same.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

That sounds like fun
I went to a steam fair a few weeks ago. My brother in law is really into steam engines. Personally I'm happy to look at a steam engine for a while, but then I like to go and get an ice cream.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

well these aren't trains, they are stalls and rides
i think the engines are pretty, but 5 mins and i'd be done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Will there be ice cream?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

You have a clear grasp of the point of this kind of day out
it's all about the Mr Whippy van.
(berk, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

yes
but we're going to the cinema first, and you can't have pic'n'mix AND ice cream.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

This is an important question:
What kind of Pick 'N Mix?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

it's a vue cinema
so whatever they sell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Licqorice comfits and chocolate raisons.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Wot, no fizzies?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Nah, I once ate a whole bag of Tangfastics in my second year at Uni.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)

This is no feat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)

It put me off them.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I must be more of a lolfatty then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)

You're missing out, lad.
There's a whole world of fizzy sweets out there. Watermelon. Strawberry bricks. Cola bottles.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)

DAMMIT DiT I'm not a 12 year old.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)

In my eyes, you'll always be 12.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

*shakes head*
Sweets aren't for kids man, YOU FOOL!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Erm
Of course you can.
(berk, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

You could combine the two in to a confectionary masterpiece.
Just add a flake and BINGO.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)

When you say 'done'.... ?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

She means dripping hot spunk from between her legs.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Well, these old traction engines do have quite strong vibrations in the seats.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

where do you think the spunk is coming from?
actually - under no circumstances should you answer that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I thought it was coming from your massive penis, Dave.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)